Astrohole @_jdstro

Astros. Army retiree. Son of the Republic. Genuine Asshole. Avid Independent. Texas, USA Joined March 2009

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Texas Football @TexasFootball

19 hours ago

That @ArchManning to @ParkerL06 connection 😮‍💨

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Astrohole @_jdstro

19 hours ago

More senseless things to piss you off today.

Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

2 days ago

More senseless things to piss you off today.

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🪴Laurie @Laurieluvsmolly

2 days ago

@Acyn Our country is being literally dismantled by a drunk Fox News idiot and draft dodger.

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Jared Szuba @JM_Szuba

2 days ago

Overheard in the Pentagon: "I'm gonna start calling the Air Force 'the Army Air Corps' again."

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Astrohole @_jdstro

2 days ago

The blithering idiot bragged about signing his 200th EO. Some folks really love being ruled.

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Astrohole @_jdstro

2 days ago

When I hear a WNBA update on iheart

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Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly

3 days ago

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

Fox News @FoxNews

3 days ago

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

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Astrohole @_jdstro

2 days ago

You have to be a dumb motherfucker to spit on any player, yet alone a starting QB, right in front of a ref. Then he grinned walking off the field. Eagles aren’t winning back to back SB’s.

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For a group of individuals who've been creating policies for years to shit all over someone who's been on the job for a few months, it's just confounding. These corrupt persons have failed us for decades. You'll still vote for the same names, though.

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Astrohole @_jdstro

3 days ago

RFK Jr is whacky as hell. Despite this, it’s always so obvious how bought Congress is by Big Pharma. You know this. You still vote for them. They’re so worthless.

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Shoulda Dropped Altuve to 9th @quallsastros

3 days ago

Now a balk? Lol. Yankees fans gonna trash the bodegas tomorrow

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Astrohole @_jdstro

3 days ago

It’s beautiful

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Astrohole @_jdstro

3 days ago

Did they bring Goldilocks balls with them? Dear lord.

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Shoulda Dropped Altuve to 9th @quallsastros

4 days ago

Other places where the astros hitters fail to score

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Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall

4 days ago

Over the past year, the Y’all Squad has given out a million dollars in direct aid to communities hit by tornadoes, hurricanes, and floods. Most of that work has flown under the radar because we’ve been focused on helping people, not making videos. Behind the scenes, we’ve also…

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Astrohole @_jdstro

4 days ago

You can’t ink him to $30M+ per year. Absolutely cannot. Let him walk.

Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209

4 days ago

You can’t ink him to $30M+ per year. Absolutely cannot. Let him walk.

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Chronicle Astros @ChronAstros

6 days ago

Luis Garcia made a quality start in his first appearance since Tommy John surgery and Houston's offense broke out of recent slumber to beat Angels. houstonchronicle.com/sports/astros/…