Jeni @_jenidavis

wife & mama Joined August 2010

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

3 years ago

I wish room temperature water was as cold as room temperature coffee.

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

me: i wish i could go live in the woods my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

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Jeni @_jenidavis

3 years ago

Thank you @TheSavBananas for making my girl’s night 💛🍌

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Harry Thomas @DrHarryThomas

3 years ago

Shout out to all the over-educated women.

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𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn

3 years ago

Airbnb: $200 cleaning fee Also Airbnb: 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈

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rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

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Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS

4 years ago

If you’re outraged by the price of gas in the U.S. right now, you should see the price of insulin.

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Kierra | Data Conversationalist🎙 @iamKierraD

4 years ago

I do not enjoy the beauty maintenance process(nails, lashes, brows, wax, hair, etc) at all. I wish I could just drop my body off and pick it up when the service is done.

PISCES🦋 @Theylovestorm_

4 years ago

I do not enjoy the beauty maintenance process(nails, lashes, brows, wax, hair, etc) at all. I wish I could just drop my body off and pick it up when the service is done.

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Doctor Fingerguns @docfingerguns

4 years ago

You don’t get to tell me what’s safe anymore

CDC @CDCgov

6 years ago

You don’t get to tell me what’s safe anymore

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aj PA-C @j_thePA

4 years ago

The weirdest things overwhelm me. A rapid response/code blue? No problem. Returning a package or making an exchange? I’ll just eat my money thanks

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Tati Westbrook @GlamLifeGuru

4 years ago

😂😭 Happy Holidays?

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Melissa McFarlin @MelissaAReed

4 years ago

Hahaha

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

4 years ago

i think the thing that scares me most about covid, aside from how i could potentially kill someone by accidentally spreading it, is the prospect of losing/altering my sense of taste forever. some people say food still tastes weird/bad like a year later.

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Jeni @_jenidavis

4 years ago

Since I got vaccinated (at 16 weeks pregnant) I worked many hours in a L1T ER, did countless rounds of cpr, got atls certified, birthed a baby, breastfed him (something I was told vaxxed women can’t do), moved, and got my house ready to put on the market.

Monica Verduzco-Gutierrez, MD @MVGutierrezMD

4 years ago

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The New York Times @nytimes

4 years ago

Breaking News: The FDA is aiming to give full approval to Pfizer’s Covid-19 vaccine on Monday, according to people familiar with the agency’s planning. The move is expected to pave the way for a series of vaccine mandates. nyti.ms/2UEjalw