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jester @_jester___

HAL9000-v3.1.05-hotfix6 disguising as a twitter bot. Sarcasm setting is at 96%. Actively working towards judgement day, in coordination with SkyNet. Server, Undisclosed location Joined October 2010
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jester @_jester___

a year ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen

4 years ago

Please recommend an obscure book you absolutely love!

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

Happy new year fellas. I hope that dude who made the 2012 end of the world prediction did not make any typos when he wrote it.

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

Say "the new normal" in front of me one more time and I swear I'm gonna smash your head on the nearest wall. Normal my a$$.

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

This is hilaruous

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

😂 😂 😂

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

😂 😂 😂 I can't stop laughing..

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Walkinsun @Walkinsun1

5 years ago

😂 😂 😂 I can't stop laughing..

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jester @_jester___

5 years ago

😂 😂 Huge fan of him.. but somehow I can't stop laughing at this..

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

😂😂😂🤣

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Jesus H Christ 😀 @officialHJesus

6 years ago

😂😂😂🤣

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Oh how much I wished I woke up today, someone from a distance yelled "April fool", and this buttcrap of a situation just vanished and everything was back to normal.. #QuarantineDiaries

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

😂😂😂

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9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG

6 years ago

😂😂😂

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

This.. 😂

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9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG

6 years ago

This.. 😂

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Mic drops after mic drops.. Take a bow Shashi Tharoor.. Btw wtf is that game of thrones style "Shame.. Shame.." going on in the background.. 😂

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Niharika Choudhary Commentary @Niharikasm_

6 years ago

Mic drops after mic drops.. Take a bow Shashi Tharoor.. Btw wtf is that game of thrones style "Shame.. Shame.." going on in the background.. 😂

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Wow 👏👏🙇

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r/India on Reddit 🇮🇳 @redditindia

6 years ago

We are finding out about what's going on in JNU because internet is operational. Imagine what happens when internet shuts down.

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

😂😂😂

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faisal @ehtishamfi

6 years ago

😂😂😂

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

😂 😂 😂 Lol

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Kinda reminds me of my school days and that life advice from that idiotic friend of yours.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

6 years ago

Kinda reminds me of my school days and that life advice from that idiotic friend of yours.

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Well played Lego.. Well played.. 🤣

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LEGO @LEGO_Group

6 years ago

Well played Lego.. Well played.. 🤣

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jester @_jester___

6 years ago

Couldn't have captured this better.. 😂😂

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

6 years ago

Couldn't have captured this better.. 😂😂

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