Joelle @_joellethomas

Happiness is a mood not a destination. Joined July 2012

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prance @bocxtop

4 years ago

will never understand how ppl decided masks and vaccines were the defining obstacle to "American freedom" and not idk the 40 hr work week, rent, college tuition, police, ryan seacrest etc.

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puff @rishipuff

5 years ago

no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets

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Madison @madistewart00

5 years ago

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored

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Mitch @themitchellford

5 years ago

If ur New Year’s kiss was a beer or champagne bottle this year ur my kind of people. We in this together

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Joelle @_joellethomas

5 years ago

Normalize 24/7 business hours

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"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

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samantha @OnYourCallender

5 years ago

These apartments want 2020 prices with 1975 kitchens and bathrooms 🙄

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Howie Mandel @howiemandel

5 years ago

I’m just updating my calendar. Does anyone know what day the pandemic will end?

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ali💚 @aliceandrxa

5 years ago

how can you sleep with 1 pillow are you are an inmate

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brook @brookray15

6 years ago

am i the only person who absolutely hates spending the night places?? like we can hangout until 3am but i’m still going home

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

6 years ago

I feel a compulsive need to stay up til at least midnight like idk what the consequences would be if I went to bed early but I cannot risk it

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OTHDIARY @OTHdiary

6 years ago

I wish I could erase my memory and watch One Tree Hill for the first time again

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SIE @_badassiee

6 years ago

I need to stop putting “lol” cause i don’t be laughing.

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Keefler @Keefler_Elf

6 years ago

age milestones in america: 1 - nice you’re an entire number 10 - ayy double digits 18 - go vote! 21 - go drink! 26 - go get your own health insurance! 30 - ? 45 - sure get that corvette that’ll fix your broken marriage 55 - here’s a discount at denny’s you ancient piece a shit