jordan @_jsluss
the tiger woods of mini golf. he/him *Old Crow Medicine Show Voice* Joined June 2009-
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They didnt deserve to be here anyway, lets go ahead and go 1-2-3 in the 9th and score 0 tomorrow. Absolutely fucking pitiful
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0.2% last year & they made it. 99.9% this year & they won’t.
I complained about the doomers all year. What did it get me? Realizing they were right
At this point, you'd almost rather them lose out and miss the WC entirely. It'd be less embarrassing somehow than tripping over your own feet for two weeks and getting 2-0'd by the Red Sox in Fenway.
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I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11
There's runners on the bases already, Spencer Arrighetti. He's nervous.
The Tigers win again to the disappointment of a huge portion Tigers twitter who wants the team to fail so they can be smugly right online.
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Cuck Tim McGraw: But please don't bang the girl!
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Our father, who art in heaven, please protect the @tigers against the devilish Canadian heretics who worship a false Canadian god
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Practicing the cough from Sweet Leaf to impress girls with at the local sludge metal shows
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if you need me i'll be watching this on repeat for the foreseeable future
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This is a Cactus Jack & spaghetti and meatballs appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Mick Foley & spaghetti and meatballs.
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I'm beginning to feel like a Brap God
goddamn I'm so happy fuck now we have to plan a wedding
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