Jared Hettinger @_kafkaesc

Former blue-check verified. Freckled Latino. Native Texan. Software engineer. He/Him. jaredhettinger.io Houston, TX Joined August 2015

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erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng

a week ago

NEW: When Katrina evacuees sheltering in Houston were reunited, volunteers rang a cowbell. The sound became a reminder of joy. For @HoustoniaMag, @brittanybritto and I spoke with Katrina volunteers and former mayor Bill White for this 20 year lookback. houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-…

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cinematicfella. @cinematicfella

2 months ago

Happy Franz Kafka's "July 1. Too tired." day

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Jared Hettinger @_kafkaesc

4 months ago

Are there any rules against an American citizen being Pope and President at the same time?

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4 months ago

Do people stick around with majors they find uninspiring? I found the majority of my classes interesting and the attitude of resenting education for not being more rewarding is odd to me.

JULES @julesterpak

4 months ago

Do people stick around with majors they find uninspiring? I found the majority of my classes interesting and the attitude of resenting education for not being more rewarding is odd to me.

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Jared Hettinger @_kafkaesc

5 months ago

The new Chappell Roan song is long as hell

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6 months ago

#Severance is a show that can go from “bullies are nothing but bull and lies” to “they give us half a life and think we won’t fight for it,” and I think that’s beautiful

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6 months ago

Innie Mark refuses to fumble a baddie and you have to respect it

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6 months ago

Fighting for my life in the PR as the AI keeps trying to force me to further refactor github.blog/changelog/2025…

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head ruthinator @dykeseyah

7 months ago

[salivating and foaming at the mouth] HEY HAVE YOU SEEN SEVERANCE? YEAH ITS THAT SHOW ON APPLE TV. THE NEW SEASON IS OUT. YEAH HAHA ITS GREAT ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. YEAH ADAM SCOTT IS IN IT

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Jared Hettinger @_kafkaesc

7 months ago

Luka Doncic really cooked the entire west last year only for his GM to call him fat and trade him away for pennies. Players can get traded but damn

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Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes

7 months ago

Billy, this is Luka Doncic. He is a top 5 player in the NBA and can be an all time great. His defect is that he gets a little chunky sometimes. This guy should cost us our entire roster and 10 firsts, but we can get him for just Anthony Davis.

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7 months ago

I still can’t believe it

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7 months ago

If you’re playing electric guitar on a solid state amp you’re basically already playing a Lava Genie

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7 months ago

If you think about it the severance procedure is basically a reverse Tuvix

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8 months ago

The fact that there’s black ice on the road and people are still speeding through pedestrian crosswalks on Heights Blvd boooo 👎

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8 months ago

On a day with this much snow in Houston don’t be afraid to just lay in bed snug as a bug

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8 months ago

Used to be you’d buy a video game, take it home, and have a complete game. Now they release a game still in beta, promise you it will be fixed with updates in a year, and the game has microtransactions. Bah!