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Jake @_kalpus

I just really want to make people laugh. ask.fm/jakekalpus Australia Joined October 2013
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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I'm so over having shit friends, especially in my last year of school. Come on people grow up.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

male lions have sex together, pass it on

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I get so hungry at the most inconvenient times, like right now I'd love a biscuit but I'm too afraid of being dragged to hell by a demon

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

fuck you too, Biology

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

next time just fucking tag me in your fucking rude post

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

since when is Irish a language?!

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

/me writing my resume Skills and Abilities: eating and crying hysterically under pressure

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

top notch friend you are 👌

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I'm sf bored this is ridiculous.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

Excuse me attractive person, notice me.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I hate busses

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, I got my license

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I've been sneezing continuously for 20 minutes and this is beyond a joke.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

IM JUST FUCKING FURIOUS 99% OF THE TIME

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

I've been at school 2 hours and I've already had a meltdown.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

Octover

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

If they kiss I'm gonna puke. @BBAU9 #BBAU

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

“@UberFacts: People take insults better when they're lying down.” That's because I'm too lazy to get up and punch them.

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Jake @_kalpus

12 years ago

“@UberFacts: Teens who sleep less tend to eat more fatty foods and snacks.” This is me in a nutshell.

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