Khurram Aslam @_khurramaslam
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Sometimes I'll read somebody's writing and think to myself "wow, I'd pay an infinite amount of money to be able to write like that" only to realize that to write like that you have to think like that, and to think like that you have to live like that
Logging off before the Stripe Sessions fomo begins
Logging off before the Stripe Sessions fomo begins
obsessing over the details is underrated
One of the most fulfilling parts of life is being able to do great work with great people. I feel deeply sad for employees and friends at OpenAI, and I hope no matter where this ends up, everyone is still able to pursue that.
When founders are raising a Series A, they typically prioritize getting the best economic terms first, and treat who sits on their board as a second priority. They should do the reverse.
No one told me it would be so fun to start running
I wish every company had bugs@ or a place to submit friction logs
Some personal news: I started a company with @vashmadhavan and we’re in the @ycombinator S23 batch! We’re building voice AI agents that actually sound like a human, hence our name Humanlike (humanlike.app). ycombinator.com/launches/J9t-h…
📣 I'm excited to announce the @AutoblocksAI private beta! Our team is building a unified, enterprise-grade solution that addresses common pain points developers face when working with LLMs. Here are some common pain points and how we address them with Autoblocks:
Some say @zachtratar has Agents that sleep for him
Some say @zachtratar has Agents that sleep for him
Is it really Stripe Sessions if you don't give everyone a card? Incredible to see how many new products/features @stripe has launched since Sessions 2019.
Introducing… Embra AI Agents! The first-ever GPT AI Agent Hub available via mac app. Businesses and individuals can quickly create their own AI agents and access them anywhere instantly — just type “/” in the app. The Agent Editor does the heavy lifting:
Twitter is the only place in the world where people will publicly disclose where all their personal and corporate cash is stored in return for 10 likes on a tweet thread
They should consider putting SF and NYC closer together
High Variance Management: blog.sbensu.com/posts/2023-01-… If you want a team to produce something outstanding, you need to manage variance, increasing it in some places, reducing it in others
People aren’t thinking ambitiously enough about productivity.
It's that time of the year when I get to re-explain what I do to my family … seems like a good time to gather my thoughts with a thread on @stripe Issuing (stripe.com/issuing), one of Stripe’s BaaS products: 🧵

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