lauren @_laaaur_

❣️ Joined April 2011

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lauren @_laaaur_

4 years ago

the ultimate birthday cake for the ultimate @Deliveroo fan !! @Deliveroo @DeliverooHelp @DeliverooDesign @DeliverooEng

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🧵It is wrong to describe the proposed action by barristers on 11/4/22 a ‘strike’, still less as “totally unwarranted” as Dominic Rabb did in the Commons last week. Imagine you were a jobbing builder, with a full diary of jobs of your own to do. 1/

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gareth @garethlewis

5 years ago

Hot Fuzz is HAPPENING in Hyde Park

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Brad Sams @bdsams

5 years ago

Me fixing my parents computer

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George Pointon @GeorgePointon_

5 years ago

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD

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mrjameskay is on blue sky @mrjameskay

5 years ago

If someone was hit by a car would you a) immediately try to help them or b) start explaining to them that not all cars knock people over?

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National Fire Chiefs Council @NFCC_FireChiefs

5 years ago

Fire stations are a safe haven for all - UK Fire & Rescue Services are behind this. You have the right to feel safe, regardless of location or time. Anyone who is afraid, lost or harassed, knock on the door. Many fire stations are open 24/7. Check the times & save as #safespace

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Board of Deputies of British Jews @BoardofDeputies

5 years ago

Our response to the "Should Jews count as an ethnic minority" question posed today by BBC Politics Live:

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Morgers @goldilocksrocks

5 years ago

Every single Wetherspoons at 10am on 21st June

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Chris Olivant @olly2518

5 years ago

21st of June 2021, sometime just after lunch.

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Jonathan Lis @jonlis1

5 years ago

In which the Vaccines Minister literally claims the schools are opening at the beginning of March because that’s three weeks after the middle of April

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Jorkin B. Peanitson @bonerman_inc

5 years ago

no way

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Josh Carr - #TPAODW👾 @joshryancarr

5 years ago

Yeah but, when can I bring out my monologuing skills so I can face my one true arch nemesis, ‘the kid who won the Blue Peter competition and played Creet’?

Emily Cook @Emily_Rosina

5 years ago

Yeah but, when can I bring out my monologuing skills so I can face my one true arch nemesis, ‘the kid who won the Blue Peter competition and played Creet’? https://t.co/OqdDaojyi0