lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

imcu nurse ❤️ vsco.co/lalalaurennn14 Alexandria, VA Joined July 2011

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

4 years ago

When life360 tells my dad my sister has been near a sidewalk since 3:25…..

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Bob Goff @bobgoff

4 years ago

Grace draws a circle around everyone and says we’re in.

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

4 years ago

nothing i love more than getting interrupted at the gym by an old man trying to teach me how to properly lift... i will admit, he was correct, but that’s beside the point.

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So I had a patient come in wearing these fleece insulated khaki pants that felt so soft and so i complimented him on them and he told me he got them at costco and kept hyping up their deals.... long story short, say hello to costco’s newest member!!!

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

4 years ago

dudes that legit moan at the gym deserve to have their vocal cords ripped out..... there. i said it.

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

4 years ago

My parents have the life 360 app so they can track me and my dad just sent me these because i was speeding lmao peep the check mark and the frown face 😂😂

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Craig Groeschel @craiggroeschel

4 years ago

A negative outlook can never lead to a positive life!

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Random College Athletes @RandomAthletess

4 years ago

Joe Burack Shepherd University, Catcher 2016-2020

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GL @gldivittorio

5 years ago

She was crazier than him, and more fearless, she was his queen

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

5 years ago

My 94 year old patient with dementia just asked if she could tell me something & then proceeded to tell me and the rest of the staff in her room that i have a cute butt lmao....self esteem is at an all time high right now!!!!

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

5 years ago

Does anyone else think of Altos when you listen to This Bar by Morgan Wallen or did u not go to shep?

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

5 years ago

There are so many grown men at the gym that smell like straight butt... like i don’t understand how u can’t smell u if i can smell u???

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Christine Caine @ChristineCaine

5 years ago

Some of the qualities that will help you to be effective and fruitful over the long haul, are the least glamorous, recognized or applauded. Things like consistency, loyalty, faithfulness, resilience, tenacity and endurance. These will often carry you further than gifts or talents

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Metro @MetroUK

5 years ago

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos broke records yesterday as he saw the largest ever growth in wealth in one day. The mogul earned a whopping $13 billion dollars in just 24 hours, bringing his net worth to $189.3 billion. (THREAD)

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B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin

5 years ago

If Kiss Me Thru the Phone had come out during Coronavirus it would’ve been the #1 song in the history of music

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lalalaurennn @_laurenbrookee_

5 years ago

I work on a mental health unit & we have a strict no touching rule & last night we caught two of our psychotic patients hard core making out & i just can’t help but to laugh lmao but now I wanna organize a bachelor psych ward version on our unit bc my lil crazies deserve love too