Parker @_lockarms

🌞🤍• $AmandaShusterParker Cleveland Joined May 2015

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Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider

4 years ago

When ppl say “keep that same energy” with blah blah blah. Stfu, I’ll keep the energy I want to keep. It’s my fucking energy beeeiitch

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Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider

4 years ago

As long as politicians are treated like celebrities and celebrities like politicians, politics will have a religious fervor. Idolize no one. Look no further than your close knit circle of friends and family to look up to. Take care of each other. That’s all you really have.

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Seth Rogen @Sethrogen

4 years ago

Oh fuck. I was a huge fan of Norm Macdonald and I essentially ripped off his delivery when I first started acting. I would stay up specifically to watch him on talk shows. He was the funniest guest of all time. We lost a comedy giant today. One of the the all time greats. RIP.

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Parker @_lockarms

4 years ago

Joe Rogan will forever be the hottest man alive to me

UFC @ufc

4 years ago

Joe Rogan will forever be the hottest man alive to me

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Parker @_lockarms

4 years ago

Flash back to when I had an actual panic attack on the first date with my ex…… 🚩🚩🚩🚩 (I was blind apparently)

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Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor

4 years ago

Good Morning you fucking Savages..........Its going to be a beautiful day.............

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naim ⧗ ia @tealorswift_13

4 years ago

GOODBYE 😭

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Parker @_lockarms

4 years ago

Lockarms 🤍

Venmo @Venmo

4 years ago

Lockarms 🤍

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Parker @_lockarms

4 years ago

RULES!

Vermilion Athletics @TheSailorNation

4 years ago

RULES!

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Mark R. Miller @4T9NER

4 years ago

A 92 year-old nun died today in a Carmelite Monastery in Illinois. She was kind of an unusual nun. She didn’t sing very well. She was frequently late to her required duties around the convent. She threw sticks for the communal dogs which was not allowed. Also she was my mother.

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𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔦 @grizzelgut

4 years ago

bruh if all your staff left for other jobs or for schooling and you keep talking about "ALL THE UNEMPLOYMENT!!" like baby just admit you have a shitty job and you're the last to find out.