Ash♡ @_lyricaltrash_

Actual mess. United Kingdom Joined October 2015

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Gee @Gee02691573

5 years ago

Turns out Prince Philip isn’t immortal... At least road traffic accidents will be down.

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nicole eloise🏳️‍🌈♿️💀💄 @nicoleloisee

5 years ago

MARRIAGE EQUALITY DOESN’T EXIST UNTIL DISABLED PEOPLE CAN MARRY WITHOUT LOSING THEIR BENEFITS THAT THEY RELY ON TO SURVIVE

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Ash♡ @_lyricaltrash_

5 years ago

How long before build a bear realise that their Highland cow is actually a long horn?

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Kian @bcfckian

5 years ago

Don’t wanna see any under 18s in pubs or clubs btw you can wait your fucking turn

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Ash♡ @_lyricaltrash_

5 years ago

21st of June almost every year: me one year older 😳😕 21st of June 2021: me one year older but bojo said nightclubs 😎😎👌👌

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Ash♡ @_lyricaltrash_

5 years ago

Just been told I'm a brat. The audacity

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As part of my friend's final year honors project she's carrying out a survey looking at the introduction of licences to own horses. Could anyone who is over the age of 18 and has equine industry experience (who's in the UK) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… Please help a girl out #equine

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jame @kloogans

5 years ago

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

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Georgia Mclaughlin @georgiamcl_

5 years ago

I’ve done it now it’s too bleedin late. What are they gonna do? What’s gonna happen? Going to shoot me, I doubt it. They’d have to catch me first I’m like a whippet.

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Ash♡ @_lyricaltrash_

5 years ago

Man you ever realise how unimportant you are to people...

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Billy 'Sutty' Sutton @BillySutty

5 years ago

The legend Billy ‘Sutty’ Sutty & @shaunattwood True Crime podcast COMING SOON! 🔥 If you like death, crime, guns, drugs, corruption, gangsters, hitmen with a massive dose of comedy then this podcast is for you! 😱 Specialist Motivational & Keynote Speaker🎙

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Denny’s @DennysDiner

9 years ago

zoom in on the syrup

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eunice🇨🇩 @505eunice

5 years ago

after corona can we PLEASE normalise wearing masks when you’re sick? there is no reason why little billy should be allowed to sneeze on me in public ffs