Em @_m_brtrm
I hate you, can I pet your dog? St Louis, MO Joined May 2011-
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the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in
“do one thing every day that scares you” okay does waking up count
oh i definitely know my worth but i’m just stupid
Your actions affect other people, end of story. Treat people how you want to be treated.
A Tuesday Haiku: Today really sucks I am crying at my desk I want a donut
I literally haven’t listened to anything other than Mac since Circles came out
Any tips on how to kill yourself with a coffee mug at your morning meeting?
i haven’t taken my antidepressants in three days nobody talk to me
I swear to satan if I see one more thirst trap from someone who is in a relationship I’m gonna lose it. RESPECT YOUR S/O YOU STUPID TWATS, how bout you take naked pictures for them Instead of posting them for likes and messages from random internet Idiots. Fuck. Rant over.
Me and my seasonal mugs feel personally attacked by this
Me and my seasonal mugs feel personally attacked by this
Ok so when you spill salt you’re supposed to toss a pinch over your shoulder, but what happens when you spill an entire box of pasta...
Y’all ever think about your ex boyfriend from 3 years ago and wish you had jumped into traffic instead of dating him... yeah same.
If you’re still posting selfies wearing merch for a dude that ghosted you 6 months ago, you need help.
All i want is a cute south city apartment with stained glass windows and a big bathtub and non shitty neighbors where I can snuggle with my boyfriend and the puppies and not get yelled at in the mornings about where I park my car on a public street

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