Peter Macaluso @_macarony

NJ✈️LA. Cool dog uncle. I’ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am🇵🇷🇮🇹 macmakesmovies.com Los Angeles Joined March 2009

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Peter Macaluso @_macarony

6 days ago

This goes for pretty much every aspect of life for a lot of people unfortunately. We’ve unfortunately had our brains rewired by algorithms and tech ghouls.

demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon

6 days ago

This goes for pretty much every aspect of life for a lot of people unfortunately. We’ve unfortunately had our brains rewired by algorithms and tech ghouls.

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trish @ultragloss

a week ago

wearing a white tank top and baggy jeans not in a hailey bieber way but in a ryan atwood season 1 of the OC way

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Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs

a week ago

People ask me all the time about my love of college football versus other sports, and it really comes down to this exact picture.

Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone

a week ago

People ask me all the time about my love of college football versus other sports, and it really comes down to this exact picture.

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stella @yoonogy

a week ago

whenever i close an app and immediately open it back up i really feel how dire it all is

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ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports

a week ago

@UnnecRoughness @nocontextcfb Phillip the Good, After Rogier van der Weyden, 1451-1500

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MⓧÆTSIMULA-12R @MoatSimulator

a week ago

we saved you a glass 🍷 see you on @Passes hehe

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trash jones @jzux

a week ago

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

Ink Blot @inkblotistan

a week ago

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

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Cravat 🍸クラバット @datcravat

2 weeks ago

"fiction doesn't affect reality" picture a bandicoot right now

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abcdent @abcdentminded

3 weeks ago

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

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Brianna Wiest @briannawiest

3 weeks ago

In order to create art, you must be very alive. Alive with grief or love or anything else—it doesn't matter. Art is an imprint of aliveness. Artists think that process is what you do when you sit down at the table, but it's actually everything you do before that.

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𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_

4 weeks ago

Whenever a horror movie is good and has elements of other genres in it, people on here start saying “it’s not a horror movie.” Horror can be funny. It can be meaningful. It’s still horror. Horror is expansive and diverse.

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Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle

4 weeks ago

The seven hot dogs thing in #Weapons / #WeaponsMovie is a tribute to Trevor Moore.

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Steven @StevenWallaby

4 weeks ago

Oh fuck, Willow.

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aaron. @ayroned

4 weeks ago

Zach Cregger you a freak

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katie @katefeetie

a month ago

keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter

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Peter Macaluso @_macarony

a month ago

I created an account (using Fb) to submit an original pitch to their writers program and the account got deleted 48 hours later. So I made another account and that too, got deleted 48 hours later. Still have no idea what happened and never heard back. Still wanna write it though.