maci vincent @_macijade

you gotta yee the haw before the haw yees you Joined October 2013

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maci vincent @_macijade

4 years ago

does anyone ever have a real plan when counting at kids?? cause i get to “2” and my nephew does as he’s told😂😂

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4 years ago

i fell asleep at the front desk today and instead of yelling at me my boss was super quiet and even stood in front of me when a customer came in so they wouldn’t see me😂 that’s how you keep employees

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

my management class has taught me that the more people write on a discussion post, the less they truly know what they’re talking about

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

so @laurenmendenall and i are talking and this bitch goes “her obgynist” MAAM!! GYNECOLOGIST????

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

but do you get notified when your friends poop? didn’t think so

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5 years ago

sometimes i forget old people won’t understand certain things😂😂

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

not my boss walking around the store whistling bleeding love who hurt you, bud? your wife is here

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5 years ago

i keep getting tiktoks that say my best friend is pregnant... but like... she can’t be?

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5 years ago

& we have a winner

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5 years ago

my november recap on snap was wildddd. from getting evicted to immediately thriving😂

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

anyone want 3 really sweet, not annoying at all, really low maintenance cats?

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

every time my dad gets home before my brother and i look outside and he’s walking his dog, i think about how mad he was when he came home with her

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

the suddenlink guy just called @laurenmendenall my sister so i guess you could say it’s official now

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

love moving my entire house into another state all in one day.

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

people always gotta start shit when i gotta work the next day

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maci vincent @_macijade

5 years ago

no one: absolutely nobody: @laurenmendenall: are you running the laundry machine? i hate northerners

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my psych professor talking about hoarding: luckily if you don’t have hoarding disorder yet it’s extremely unlikely that you’ll develop this mental disorder as it begins at a young age. maybe you can get another one