Macy @_macy_monaghan_

hell yeah Joined April 2015

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Carlos @carlee2121

5 years ago

@JeffBezos has a shit ton of money, like ending racism kinda money

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

5 years ago

today while swimming w the kiddos a child pooped her pants then proceeded to take them off then dump the poop out in and around the pool. i love my job i promise...

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so this morning my roommates were complaining about how our filtered water tastes bad... i then remembered that i poured beer into it a couple of nights ago. i dont know if they are more mad that i did it or that it took them 2 days to realize it.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

5 years ago

man i was just starting to like my daycare coworkers and i just found out they are all talking shit behind my back, love that for me.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

5 years ago

so i really rolled into work an hour late today... no more tequila on thursday’s.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

5 years ago

is it bad that we go through more tequila in my house than we do water?

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

5 years ago

so my mom is out of town and i put pink in my hair to realize that i am 20 years old and i don’t have my own hair dryer...

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

on this fine tuesday morning at the daycare i asked a kid why he was out sick yesterday and he responded “my wee wee was hurting, but i got a shot to fix it” he is 4.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

the only good thing drunk me (stacy) does for me is she saves videos of all the stupid shit i do/say so sober me can see

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

today at in the pre school room i told this kid to hustle up on the toilet so we could go outside and he said “hold on i’m looking at my poop” love that

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

i have an online group presentation at 4 and the group was talking about who’s gonna present what and i suggested that we rip a few shots and wing it... they didn’t respond.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

i know i can’t be the only daycare employee who guesses what the kids i watch are gonna do and what age... like come of them i’m like “stoner by age 12” others i’m like “she’s gonna be the one who doesn’t let you cheat off of her”

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

there have been two alcohol proposals in my house today. 1. evan- we try to limit our intake and each person is only allowed 60 beers for april. 2. my father- we get the “family pack” of pbr which is 99 beers and we drink them all in one day. i wonder why i am the way i am.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

today at the daycare these kids were playing house and the “mom” said to her children “if you don’t behave you’re gonna get adopted” and i couldn’t help but laugh 😂😂

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

today while in line waiting to sign my lease for next year i found a smelling salt. and i shit you not the dude behind me was like “no fucking way, can i get a hit?” so moral of the story is smelling salts make you new friends

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

who needs sleep when you can play mario kart tour on your phone all night??

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

today i called my bank to raise my limit for the day cuz i’m getting a new phone and the girl who answered really said “you’re paying for that much for a phone, why?” bittch let me be irresponsible with my money w/out your opinion.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

okay so my old roommate asked me if i could find some coke in bg for her... while on speaker phone... AND my parents were in the room... let’s just say they aren’t happy with me rn.

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Macy @_macy_monaghan_

6 years ago

i’m currently sitting at my kitchen table eating cereal in my pjs knowing DAMN well that i have work at 3 and haven’t packed a single thing for school. and i leave tmr...