m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

• Christian, wife, SAHM, former middle school teacher • books, knitting, baking, and being cozy • KCMO Joined April 2015

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

21 hours ago

“Lottie, are you a feral birthday princess?” “Yes, I’m a fairy birthday princess, Dada.”

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

2 days ago

I actively need to work on this!!!!!

Boyar's Daughter @BoyarDaughter

4 days ago

I actively need to work on this!!!!!

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“just” a mom @yesimjustamom

5 days ago

This is all I think about when I hear the words “bad bunny.” Iykyk. And if you don’t…don’t worry about it.

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

2 weeks ago

everybody clap — we’ve been married 5 years ❤️

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We asked the librarians for help finding books about fruit bats today. They looked it up in the computer, walked my 2yo over to the correct shelf, and started handing her book after book about bats. she said “sank you” to every book then whispered “magic!” as they left ❤️

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Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB

4 weeks ago

Pure Joy. 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐭: 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 #HailState

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

4 weeks ago

2yo loudly announced during the sacred quiet of Communion “BUT *I* WANT A SNACK TOOOOO” husband quietly tried explaining to her (again) what Communion is and she just kept “EVERYONE IS EATING A SNACK! I WANT A SNACK!” and yes, it’s one Sunday I didn’t pack any extra snacks 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti

4 weeks ago

The exciting thing is, between the return of tariffs and the impending reintroduction of long-eradicated diseases, us elderly Millennial women can finally live out those American Girl books we loved so dearly

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Chloe @chloidc

a month ago

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

a month ago

Son learned to say mama last night when we were doing a little sle*p tra*ning (just a little ferber) so I was trying to get him to say it this morning and “say mama! mama!” *signing “eat”* “No, that’s ‘eat’. You just ate. Say ‘mama’!” *signing ‘eat’ even more enthusiastically* 😅

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

a month ago

and this is why I believe Calvinism is heresy — they do not believe in that God is Love and in Him is no darkness at all.

R.C. Sproul Jr. @rcsprouljr

a month ago

and this is why I believe Calvinism is heresy — they do not believe in that God is Love and in Him is no darkness at all.

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Momsplaining is my job @Momsplaining101

a month ago

Me: I just wanna go living off grid in the woods with enough livestock to sustain my family and a huge garden. Also me: I’m really glad there’s a grocery store a mile and a half from my house because I really want ice cream.

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m. 🌹🦝 @_maddi__rose

a month ago

nothing as supremely disconcerting as your toddler coming up and announcing “ooooo! My sister’s in your belly!” yes, I immediately checked and no, there is no baby, sister or otherwise 😵‍💫