M ⚡️ @_mariapls

birth certificates are essentially birth receipts. Hobbiton Joined May 2012

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

5 months ago

Oh my goodness. I’m only half way through this dam book.

The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames

5 months ago

Oh my goodness. I’m only half way through this dam book.

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

10 months ago

Jesus fuck America, are you ok?

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

a year ago

RHINOS GET ZOOMIES?

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

a year ago

I have to ask: America, are you ok? How’re you coping?

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I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to decide on a title for a poem I wrote before getting distracted by a paper I found on the theory of relativity. I don’t know how one led to the other either but I loved it.

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

a year ago

In 1986, Russi Taylor auditioned to voice Minnie Mouse and was asked to improvise in Minnie’s voice. She launched into the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet and got the job.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

there are rumors. that someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would have lost my mind

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

what do i. want to be for halloween? smooched. cuddled. and cherished

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Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven

2 years ago

reminder:

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Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan

2 years ago

There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

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Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven

2 years ago

stay strong.

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

2 years ago

Let’s go heal my heart.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

on special occasions. during car rides. we go around a little loop. talk to a robot. and then they give us things. sometimes they give me a cup of whipped cream. with a fancy italian name. and i absolutely lose my mind

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

2 years ago

Thanks to Guardians Of The Galaxy, I just nearly cried over a raccoon.

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M ⚡️ @_mariapls

2 years ago

It is #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth and to express my fortitude, I rely on words. It is a passion of mine to forever speak that battles between the ears, are one of the hardest. My Instagram is: @Augusttimes

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too