maria ✨ @_mariashockey

“i’ve probably written a song about you” — my twitter bio since april 2009 & still true nashville Joined April 2009

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

2 years ago

omg no joke I just remembered this app exists six months after this tweet… this is the unintended bit that will haunt me forever see yall next summer

maria ✨ @_mariashockey

2 years ago

omg no joke I just remembered this app exists six months after this tweet… this is the unintended bit that will haunt me forever see yall next summer

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out of context dogs @contextdogs

2 years ago

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sydney @mornings0da

2 years ago

If your friends and family react to your breakup news like mine did then you kinda have a lot of self reflecting to do

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

ouch

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

2 years ago

well well well if it isn’t my biannual return to twitter before I inevitably forget to tweet again for 6 months!!!

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Kara ✨️ eras tour 10/27 ✨️ @thelasttime_tv

2 years ago

Swifties waiting (patiently) for @NashSevereWx to do an update about tonight's concert weather #NashvilleTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

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Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc

3 years ago

8 Ways To Support Someone When They're Really Struggling:

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

3 years ago

someone tell me why “the internet is forever” until it comes to recovering a file someone else deleted from your shared google drive 🥲

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today our pastor was talking ab community and accountability and used an example of friends being honest if they think you’re dating someone bad for you and ALL THREE SERVICES, ALL my friends side eyed me and went “YEAH MARIA HE SUCKS WE TOLD YOU” 💀🫠

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carol ades🧚‍♂️ @carolades

3 years ago

if you are having a hard time that makes sense because it is literally so hard

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Jackson Dahl @jacksondahl

3 years ago

why isn’t bereal pronounced like cereal

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

3 years ago

can the BeReal notif please go off already it’s getting too close to my bedtime

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

3 years ago

I’m heartbroken and feel betrayed (i’ve been waking up at 4:30am for two weeks and discovered that I’ve never felt better or been more productive)

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maria ✨ @_mariashockey

3 years ago

normally watching someone’s ig story within 22s of them posting it is lowkey embarrassing but when it’s taylor swift I’m absolutely honored thrilled proud feel the need to tell everyone like she and I are besties twins so in sync 🤞🏻