𝕞𝕖 @_marplesyrup
automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh || she/her/hey you the land of pleasant living Joined May 2011-
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I love meeting people who are clearly enjoying their time on earth
🗣️🗣️🗣️ soup is a delight that should be enjoyed year round and at all times of the day 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bowl of soup
to demonstrate what i mean i’m packing this normal ass serving of pasta for my lunch tomorrow and my dad asked if i’m bringing lunch for the team 💀
to demonstrate what i mean i’m packing this normal ass serving of pasta for my lunch tomorrow and my dad asked if i’m bringing lunch for the team 💀 https://t.co/FJ3FdWQf6t
I wanna be mysterious but I’m like a podcast
when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey
i think it's so fun and beautiful slowly watching my friends get random white hairs
When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.
We need more women in STEM (sorcery, tricks, enchantment, and magick)
one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38
As someone with ADHD I find that procrastination and perfectionism can sometimes be two sides of the same coin
my mom, who thinks sugar and calories are evil and who doesn't garden 🍃, had four (4!!!!!) pot brownies last night

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