martin james @_martinjames
europe's weirdest king // @improvglasgow & @bigtelephone_ improvglasgow.co.uk Glasgow, Scotland Joined February 2016-
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If you didn't get the alert at 3pm it means the government doesn't love you
The miracles website this guy created aren't even responsive 🙄😇
The miracles website this guy created aren't even responsive 🙄😇
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THAT'S THE NUKES COMING. THE REDS HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON DOWN.
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this came in my Le Creuset mystery box
Thought he was on Question Time, which I would like to see
Thought he was on Question Time, which I would like to see
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“I’m associated with Chinese takeaways” is a phrase that’s going to be echoing around my brain for a long time.
“I’m associated with Chinese takeaways” is a phrase that’s going to be echoing around my brain for a long time.
You know a tourist is cooked in Glasgow when they're taking photos of the Graham Hills building
abstract vintage retro midcentury pottery money box bank figurine
I'll have a Sunday roast on a Wednesday I don't give a fuck
Record breaking year for @ImprovGlasgow we had our debut show ofour FOUR new Harold/Hamnish teams! ☺️ Both shows sold out and had to turn folk away, these teams are going to have an incredible run!
Record breaking year for @ImprovGlasgow we had our debut show ofour FOUR new Harold/Hamnish teams! ☺️ Both shows sold out and had to turn folk away, these teams are going to have an incredible run!
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thanking my bus driver in a language i made up on the spot
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Gotta have those friends… and niceness too!
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Nathan Fielder “jamming” on stage with Mac DeMarco night 3 at the Greek Theatre 8/31/25. @nathanfielder @Greek_Theatre @Mlsdemarco
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Nicolas Cage looks unrecognizable as John Madden in 'Madden' 🏈
Watched The Handmaiden for the first time, why didn't anyone warn me
Saying this out of context to people to sound like a genius
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