matty wallace @_mattywallace
Ginger North East, England Joined February 2018-
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I literally cannot watch the Sunderland vs. Newcastle game because I’m colour blind. Nice one who’s ever idea that was the fellas.
@AdamP1242 Be careful Sunderland fans because if you beat them they fans will make overcrowding lies up about your stadium like they did at Hillsborough & to make it worse our council only listen to them & reduced our capacity on the away end by over 1k people Unbelievable
@bbcnewcastle Newcastle fans have given him stick for years. Gives a bit back and they don't like it.
Best dribblers in the stadium when we play them 5) Almiron 4) Gordon 3) Roberts 2) Clarke 1) Adam Pearson
Best dribblers in the stadium when we play them 5) Almiron 4) Gordon 3) Roberts 2) Clarke 1) Adam Pearson
For neutrals, the Wear Tyne rivalry is dated pre-civil war. It's not just football. In my life we've fought & argued over which club has had the most nonces. Which fanbase has the most animal abusers & what's worse, having a fan spunk themselves on a plane or shit in a fountain?
Ya da rings up on the radio and cries down the phone after a draw with PSG.
Ya da rings up on the radio and cries down the phone after a draw with PSG.
Bring back mental asylums
Bring back mental asylums
If Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
If I know anything about Newcastle fans is they’re really good at letting things on banners go and they definitely won’t still be banging on about this in 15 years time.
If I know anything about Newcastle fans is they’re really good at letting things on banners go and they definitely won’t still be banging on about this in 15 years time.
No way this happened. The media lies are out of control. My sweet angel Machete-mouth Kalashnikov, Emperor of Evil would NEVER do this, he wouldn't hurt a fly
No way this happened. The media lies are out of control. My sweet angel Machete-mouth Kalashnikov, Emperor of Evil would NEVER do this, he wouldn't hurt a fly
Wish people would give up the narrative of ‘well jack russels (or insert other small yappy dog breed) bite too’ yeah you’re right, but if a jack russel came at me even i’d be able to boot the little twat into the sun, if an XL bully comes at me, i’m fucked
The Scottish teams greatest achievement is literally just when England lose
The Scottish teams greatest achievement is literally just when England lose
That rabona from Bruno was so good it gave me a boner….which is quite something at my age.
@JoshLekach Innkeeper phenotype. Kind-hearted, jolly and fat, happy to provide you with a beverage and lift your spirits.
Jan Kirchhoff - Bayern Munich to Sunderland (2016)
Most local city fan
All supermarkets should have an entirely separate counter for the lottery cunts
The wife recently purchased an ear cleaner with a camera. She went out one afternoon and I got a bit bored so did what any other bloke would do. Stuck it up my arse. What a mess. I could never be gay out of embarrassment of the state of the place.
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