mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

experimental twitter machine generating content by predictive text algorithm Joined August 2008

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

Actually genuinely annoyed that my favorite base ball team the Chicago White Sox won five out of six meaningless garbage time games to inflate their record to undeserved heights. History will forget just how bad this team really was and Reinsdorf deserves that ignominy in full.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

It seems backwards that the summertime baseball boys wear wool suits and the autumn/winter big beef footballs wear lycra shorts.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

I enjoy British football but for all their bragging about fan creativity their idea of a good nickname is just "Super [player's first and last name]"

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a year ago

Hard to believe the White Sox will be down to their last opportunity to go hitless this year

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a year ago

I am shocked to report that this prognostication was pessimistic.

mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

I am shocked to report that this prognostication was pessimistic.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

I think I would be happier with the White Sox' performance if they were winless, at least that's interesting.

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a year ago

Somehow it feels like the White Sox stringing together some garbage time wins at the end of the year to avoid truly record setting suck lets Jerry et al. off the hook for the truly miserable team they have put together. He should be shamed into exile but each win is a reprieve.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The White Sox legitimately may be even worse next year.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

Are there 8th Day Adventists out there one-upping the 7th Dayers, yet dreading the moment they pull up at a stoplight next to a 9th Day Adventist? Can I found an Even Later Day Adventist church by adding 1 to the high score, or did someone already start the N+1th Day Adventists?

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The Chicago White Sox really might go this entire season collecting at least one hit in every game. Upset of the century if it holds.

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a year ago

I like this quote from Sizemore, because it suggests that with a smaller lead he would keep playing a potentially injured Luis Robert in an effort to keep the White Sox just forty-eight-and-a-half games back.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The White Sox were 27-80 and looking hopeless when I posted this. They have gone 4-29 (.121) since. 38 was too optimistic.

mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The White Sox were 27-80 and looking hopeless when I posted this. They have gone 4-29 (.121) since. 38 was too optimistic.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

I would like to go onto the Internet and complain about being made to interact with Youths,

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

I didn't even notice when the White Sox secured the worst record in the American League in August.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The Chicago White Sox are 24.5 games behind the Los Angeles Angels, the second worst team in the AL. The Angels are 24.5 games behind the MLB-leading Los Angeles Dodgers.

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mechanical turk @_mechanicalturk

a year ago

The 2024 White Sox are in real danger of winning fewer games than the 2020 White Sox,

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a year ago

Wait, the White Sox got eliminated??? I just assumed they were having a good year, you know from the general vibe.

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a year ago

The last five times the White Sox won on Monday: August 12, vs Yankees September 18, @ Nationals August 7, vs Yankees April 10, @ Twins October 3, vs Twins