E dawg @_medium_idiot_
but what can god do for MY glory Joined December 2015-
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Just heard a country singer man say with his full chest “these dawgs are gonna be barkin later I tell you what” Help I just wanted to go to the beach
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*mission impossible voice* your child, should you choose to neglect it
Oh my god wait did the first humans die because they just didn’t know they had to eat to live?? Like “damn why I feel so bad…….” 💀
A man who pees with a pure heart and good intentions is a lot like the plecostomus of the human toilet bowl
If you were bleeding out would getting a boner help or exacerbate the issue (assume non-penis wound)
I turn 26 in like three weeks and New Balances are whispering in my ear like the green goblin
Omg my pride just cometh!!! I hope nothing bad happens soon :)
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When she takes off her underwear and I turn on YouTube because I cant eat without it
EVERYONE should try nicotine! It’s like caffeine on steroids!! Uppies!!!
Female usps workers are lowkey women in mail-dominated fields
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Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
TRUUUEEE I am not happy head empty doing tasks I am dutifully CLOCKING in and LOCKING in
TRUUUEEE I am not happy head empty doing tasks I am dutifully CLOCKING in and LOCKING in
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