🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

Alright party people, Ready to get steamy? College Station, TX Joined February 2014

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Hip Hop By The Numbers @HipHopNumbers

4 years ago

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Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM

4 years ago

BEAT. THE. HELL. OUTTA. ANYONE. AND. EVERYONE.

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

4 years ago

What school didn’t prepare me for: How often my co-workers clip their nails in the office

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Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio

5 years ago

have they tried this yet???

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

5 years ago

You know what. @rascalflatts has done more for country music than Shania Twain and I’m tired of people taking them for granted. I’ll die on this hill. #backtheflatt

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Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS

5 years ago

People who drink Black Barrel are the main character.

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Vincent Martella @vince_martella

5 years ago

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

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Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel

5 years ago

Church camp was wild cuhh.

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

6 years ago

I don’t want much... I just wanna be able to ball out like @Michael_Phillis does after the loan refund check hits

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

6 years ago

A new term I think you should all know: Airport Alcoholic Someone who orders a shot and a drink at the same time so as to waste less time. Can be observed at any airport bar at any hour.

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

Just spoke to @kanyewest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

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meg @meganthropy

6 years ago

alive,, but at what cost

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

7 years ago

If you really think about it, a rat stepping on a button in a van killed Thanos.

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🥃🍀St. Patty’s Mike🍀🥃 @_michael_holmes

7 years ago

I’m conducting a social experiment where I only text my roomate the way someone whose bio says either “self employed” or “entrepreneur” would, then counting how many days it takes for him to snap and assault me. It’s only day two and the tension is tangible.