mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

a documentation of the intensity with which I live. esoteric bisexual witch. alabama native. public health person. she/they. my brain Joined June 2012

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

a day ago

Normalize apologizing when you misspell someone’s name

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 weeks ago

“The first step is admitting you have a problem” Ok but like what’s the second step

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

3 weeks ago

I feel like maybe AI shouldn’t be available commercially, in the same way that machine guns are not available commercially.

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

4 weeks ago

It seems like we’re going to play the game of “how many people on our guest list will die after we sent the save the dates but before the wedding?”

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

a month ago

Some of yall have apparently never spent time with an old person

evan loves worf @esjesjesj

a month ago

Some of yall have apparently never spent time with an old person

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

HOW am I supposed to send wedding invitations when people keep moving

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

Who steals a handicapped placard out of someone’s car? Why?

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

If you break into someone’s car and steal a camera, do the nice thing and leave their SD cards with the photos of their dead mom, thx

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

I feel like this is something that people who have kids who sleep simply cannot fathom. My mom always said that if I had been the first kid, there would not have been a second.

Elise @truthandhyssop

2 months ago

I feel like this is something that people who have kids who sleep simply cannot fathom. My mom always said that if I had been the first kid, there would not have been a second.

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

“I worked hard, I don’t owe anybody anything” Yes you do. We all owe each other a better world.

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

My most boomer take is that weed is illegal even if you think it shouldn’t be, and you shouldn’t be surprised when you get in trouble for committing a crime. If you’re doing a grey-area activity, it’s your responsibility to know exactly what the law says.

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

2 months ago

“I don’t wear makeup, I just wear tinted moisturizer and tinted sunscreen and a little mascara” Babe that’s makeup

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

3 months ago

There’s a lawsuit in my state right now over whether ALEA has the authority to enforce FDA policy re: hemp/cannabis

mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

3 months ago

There’s a lawsuit in my state right now over whether ALEA has the authority to enforce FDA policy re: hemp/cannabis

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

3 months ago

I saw a man walk into a bar last week carrying his ~18mo baby at 10:30 pm

brecht apologist @madisontayt_

3 months ago

I saw a man walk into a bar last week carrying his ~18mo baby at 10:30 pm

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mildly skittish cat, MPH 🏳️‍🌈 @_misrabella

3 months ago

Today my mom tried to tell me that tattoo shops DIDNT EXIST in the 70s when she got her ears pierced as a child

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Blonde Musings 🇺🇸 @musings_blonde

3 months ago

The out-of-town, overpriced bachelorette party is one of the worst trends in modern weddings. Not everything has to bankrupt your friends to be meaningful.