muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

Inquisitive. Imaginative. Infinite. admonymous.co/muffin Joined December 2024

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

11 hours ago

The modern era is so interesting because we have all the knowledge and information ever right at our fingertips, but we also have the most toxic mind viruses and thought process available just as readily. And we're just supposed to turn out normal under these circumstances.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran

3 days ago

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

a day ago

Bout to watch my season finale, wish my ships luck

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

2 days ago

Peppermint tea is funny because someone was like, "You know what would be good? If we made tea taste spicy and cold" AND THEY WERE RIGHT

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

3 days ago

Not fan mail, not spam mail, but a secret third thing (stalker colleges)

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yan @yandhire

5 days ago

only getting emails for signups and promotions call that mail loneliness epidemic

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

5 days ago

Signed up for Facebook for the first time and immediately got suspended for "account integrity." When I say immediately, I mean I had just put in the verification code they sent to my email. What the fuck.

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

6 days ago

Hey @grok Based on my post history: How old am I? How high is my IQ? How high is my EQ? What is my dream job? What's my worst nightmare? What makes me happy?

Reboticon @Reboticant

6 days ago

Hey @grok Based on my post history: How old am I? How high is my IQ? How high is my EQ? What is my dream job? What's my worst nightmare? What makes me happy?

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

a week ago

Spent all my money and came home to find a new paycheck on my desk. No lessons learned.

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muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_

a week ago

Everybody asks if you can pat your head and rub your belly at the same time, nobody asks if you can pet your dog's head and rub her belly at the same time