mummery @_mummery

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber 𓁹 fay çe que voudras UK Joined July 2009

Tweets

752
Followers

140
Following

184
Likes

504

mummery @_mummery

2 years ago

Get an extra 15% off at Trespass. Follow the link to enjoy the limited time offer. i.soreto.com/trespass/k/Nke…

0 0 0 10 0

Hey @Morrisons these aren’t ring shaped. The Canterbury store was untidy today, dirty toilets, unprompted cafe staff greeting customers with a complaint about short staffing, and your 60p(!) bags that all separated from their handles was the sugar on the disappointing doughnut

0 0 0 141 0

Download Image

Scott Bateman MBE @scottiebateman

2 years ago

Crop spraying. Certainly not for the feint hearted. #WePilots

204 719 6K 1.2M 245

Dan Bongino @dbongino

2 years ago

I STRONGLY recommend you watch this entire speech by @ConceptualJames 👇🏻

753 6K 13K 1.2M 3K

Download Video

mummery @_mummery

2 years ago

“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” - Marcus Aurelius

0 0 0 66 0

mummery @_mummery

2 years ago

“You’ll be past this way but once” Billy Connolly

0 0 1 26 0

Dr Aseem Malhotra @DrAseemMalhotra

3 years ago

BREAKING BBC News: Cardiologist says likely contributory factor to excess cardiovascular deaths is covid mRNA vaccine and roll out should be suspended pending an inquiry. We did it. We broke mainstream broadcast media 🔥🔥🔥

8K 70K 164K 24.8M 11K

Download Video

mummery @_mummery

3 years ago

Happy New Year 🥂

0 0 0 40 0

Download Gif

World of Engineering @engineers_feed

3 years ago

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be Excel: The glass is January 2nd

179 764 9K 857K 137

Susie Dent @susie_dent

3 years ago

Word of the day, should you need it, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): the desire to be away from other people.

457 4K 24K 2.1M 801

Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall

3 years ago

The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not in a dinghy.

683 10K 65K 0 275

Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen

3 years ago

Almost half a million yellow card reports of adverse effects following administration of the Biotech Pfizer mRNA vaccine in the UK alone! Answers are desperately needed. #completelyunprecedented

830 3K 6K 0 120

Download Video

Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys

3 years ago

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

1K 22K 41K 0 2K

Download Video

mummery @_mummery

3 years ago

Where are you from? No, but where are you from? Ok, let me assume where you’re from on the sweeping idea your skin colour could denote any list of origins? No, ok! I’ll just tell you where you’re from and ignore any social cue that your perception of this could be at all virulent

0 0 0 0 0

mummery @_mummery

3 years ago

Someone should ask John where he’s from #TheTraitors

0 0 0 0 0

mummery @_mummery

3 years ago

#whereareyoufrom

0 0 0 0 0

Download Image

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

An old guy at my golf club had cancer and used to joke that he wants a hole in one before he dies. Par 3 on our course is a blind shot, I waited and ran onto the green, put his ball into the hole and ran off. He's passed now but that night was the happiest of ever seen him.

425 3K 141K 0 902

mummery @_mummery

3 years ago

If the twitter reshuffle is being referred to as ‘Elongate’, does that mean anyone fired by Elon Musk has been ‘elongated’? #twitterfactory #elonmusk #taffypuller