Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

Engineer trying to make sense of code, the world, and why my jokes don’t land. Occasionally touches grass. Most tweets are jokes, btw. x.com/_nikhil_suri Online Joined July 2024

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

Met a company that kept dropping ‘AI’ like it was hot. Turns out their entire tech stack was just Google Slides and a prayer. By week two, I was 90% sure I was the AI they kept mentioning 🤖💀😂😂

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ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH

4 months ago

she creates more shareholder value than 95% of engineers but y'all are not ready for that conversation.

non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

4 months ago

she creates more shareholder value than 95% of engineers but y'all are not ready for that conversation.

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I think the worst thing you can do for maintaining your goals is trying to take on a bunch of new habits at once. Ease into one goal, reward for consistency after a month, ease into the next, repeat. You need time to figure out how to manage 'em without burning out

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

women won’t block you, won’t text back, won’t say a word - just exist like a push notification from the universe saying “you fumbled.”

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

trying to gain followers the old-fashioned way: by being chronically online and mildly entertaining. follow me before i start posting thirst traps of my LinkedIn endorsements.

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

me: i should sleep early tonight also me at 2:17am: what is soup if not a wet salad with ambition?

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

modern dating is just two people pretending they’re chill while their inner child live-tweets the abandonment issues in real time.

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

Asked the AI to “sound more human” and it started apologizing for things that weren’t its fault. Uncanny accuracy.

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

Every gym has that one guy who lifts like his ex is watching through a CCTV installed by God. And honestly? Respect.

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

I'm building an app inspired by Ray Dalio's "Principles in Action," but with unlimited personal principle storage and NLP-powered semantic search to quickly find relevant insights when you need them most. Launching in just 2 weeks - on iOS and Android. It's a bit scary, but…

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

4 months ago

No matter where you are in life, there's always a best path forward. Never forget that.

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Sadhguru @SadhguruJV

5 months ago

If situations do not decide who you are, but you decide how situations should be – that is success. #SadhguruQuotes

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leo @leojr94_

5 months ago

i have a house, a wife, a kid, 2 cars, a boat, 3 businesses, loans, employees, and family still stuck in a communist country. sorry, I can't afford to burn out

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

5 months ago

True 😂😂

Aaron @IAmAaronWill

5 months ago

True 😂😂

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Nikhil Suri @_nikhil_suri

5 months ago

This. 💯💯

Lewis Howes @LewisHowes

5 months ago

This. 💯💯

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JD Ross @justindross

5 months ago

If going to space for 90 seconds makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist

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Tyson Hockley @HockleyTyson

5 months ago

“You will never be based enough for anonymous accounts who risk nothing” - Andrew Tate.

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Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory

5 months ago

If you're tired. Then do the thing tired.

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Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World

5 months ago

Gold is making a new high. Not Bitcoin. Here is the reason:- 1) When US equities correct, the money should flow to bonds. 2) Reason is: people look for 'safety'. 3) But, due to the current tariff war: both bond and equity markets were broken in the US. 4) The 'safe' money…