nobel @_nobelsh

Joined May 2023

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chreke @therealchreke

4 months ago

You will never regret liking this photo ♥️

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Cloud computing is the most successful "you will own nothing and be happy" psyop in history. We gave up on DARPA's beautifully, decentralized design for the internet to become renters for life. Tragic.

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htmx.org / CEO of SlopPosting (TM) (same thing) @htmx_org

4 months ago

whenever you find yourself writing an if statement, pause and ask yourself: could this be dynamic dispatch instead?

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dasha @0xdasha

6 months ago

I am reading your replies. Some of you are very retarded. One day I aspire to edit out your genes for the benefit of future generations. This is the work we do at my lab in Beijing.

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U.S. Graphics Company @usgraphics

7 months ago

Gwern's website is truly beautiful. Paraphrasing: "I love the aesthetics of my website. I find myself re-reading stuff more because I appreciate the aesthetics of it. There are so many bad websites out there, it depresses me. There is at least one website that I love."

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Paul Snively @JustDeezGuy

9 months ago

Pro-tip: no language is “the foundation of computer science.” goodreads.com/quotes/262612-…

Abhishek🌱 @Abhishekcur

9 months ago

Pro-tip: no language is “the foundation of computer science.” goodreads.com/quotes/262612-…

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Тsфdiиg @tsoding

9 months ago

I'm making a Bot where users define Custom Commands that execute Scripts in a Custom Turing-Complete Language. For Security Reasons I don't want to let the users define scripts that Run Forever. How can I check that Scripts will Never Finish Before Running them?

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Graham Christensen @grhmc

9 months ago

If compiling your code doesn’t peg your cores, your compiler isn’t doing enough for you.

ronin @seatedro

9 months ago

If compiling your code doesn’t peg your cores, your compiler isn’t doing enough for you.

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HSVSphere @HSVSphere

9 months ago

Need a tiny 256GB USB that I can live boot off of and use as a main drive and swallow when the door gets knocked down

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HSVSphere @HSVSphere

9 months ago

> I would love to see a kernel that has exactly two system calls: io_uring_setup() and io_uring _submit() Linux kernel developers literally yearn for a uniform monadic kernel interface. This has literally spiked my interest in OS development. It's such a good idea actually!

nrdxp @axiosophist

9 months ago

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HSVSphere @HSVSphere

9 months ago

Dear friend, I regret to inform you that, despite your best intentions, you have built an Erlang. I know all you wanted was to "keep it simple." You just needed a way to notify your services when data changed—nothing fancy. A dedicated background job system or message bus? Too…