So the Cluely team has started a (fake?) fund they claim to be backed by Marc Andreesen and is using it to announce fake fundraises to drive more investors to fake companies. No matter how you spin it, A16Z looks retarded. Can you imagine being an LP rn?

CHOPPED VC™ @choppedvc

3 weeks ago

So the Cluely team has started a (fake?) fund they claim to be backed by Marc Andreesen and is using it to announce fake fundraises to drive more investors to fake companies. No matter how you spin it, A16Z looks retarded. Can you imagine being an LP rn? https://t.co/7du5T2ZI17

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A16Z money one way or another is going to this "fund" or whatever it represents... are they retarded? It doesn't matter if it's just Cluely doing Cluely shit, this is an A16Z portco building a fund "backshotting" founders instead of cheat on everything... sick and degenerate

@_opencv_ u lowkey got one shotted by this too bro

@_opencv_ Cluely's greatest sin is that they are not funny

@_opencv_ Nah they’re legit. Been co-investing with them for a few weeks now. Already did eight deals together.

@_opencv_ just a light bit of securities fraud

@_opencv_ that's not a bit?

@_opencv_ pump.fun/coin/9hDA3TTEp…

@_opencv_ Yeah Marc Andreesen, totally different guy from Marc Andreessen

@_opencv_ can confirm @choppedvc is a tier 1 vc

@_opencv_ Is this not fraud

@_opencv_ This smells very fuckey. Fund strategy centered around Gen Z social media blitzkreigs will end up in a lot of overpaying for vapor

@_opencv_ Marc looking good here. New haircut?

@_opencv_ @pplsartofwar lol

@_opencv_ I heard you say ordinals grifters on the space,I’m curious to know who you were referring to? And why do you think of them as grifter.

@_opencv_ you are giving them the effect they want lol

@_opencv_ #slugsofa16z

@_opencv_ my god

@_opencv_ this is too gen z for the LPs to even remotely understand what’s happening

@_opencv_ They’ve looked retarded since they went all in on crypto with 0 DD and started calling everyone a “partner.” Unserious investors will be burned with ZIRP ended.

@_opencv_ Why did cluely start a fund, the fuck?

@_opencv_ Wait this is some cluely bullshit? Unfollow

@_opencv_ This makes more sense now. x.com/Aut4rk/status/…

Autark @Aut4rk

3 weeks ago

@_opencv_ This makes more sense now. x.com/Aut4rk/status/…

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@_opencv_ do NOT click on their "blog" post link 😂

@_opencv_ This is one shotting a lot of people. The slang / humor age gaps are becoming apparent. Here’s what’s up; Chopped is slang for “ugly” or bad. This company went viral for their confusing pitch and now the cluey guys are getting in on the joke with a joke VC tweet