Panthony @_panthony_

It’s me Panthony America Joined November 2010

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9 months ago

Will I still get syphilis if I eat baby carrots?

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9 months ago

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10 months ago

Anyone else stay away from Hilton DoubleTrees specifically because the fact they tempt you with a “warm cookie” feels a little like an unwelcome touch from behind? #hilton

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4 years ago

Waited 4 years for some LUGE

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4 years ago

Panicking because I have an extension at my new job

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4 years ago

Thinking about how many Americans have typed “Covid teat” by mistake.

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5 years ago

Met someone with a .biz email address today

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5 years ago

Hobbies: microwaving fish at work.

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5 years ago

“I had a dream you were helping me sort through cheeses we may need to throw away.”

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5 years ago

“I don’t know any male spiders” - my fiancé

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6 years ago

The Minnesota Timberwolves launched a “fan development” incentive including free crab rangoons for anyone who joins.

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6 years ago

Someone at work keeps adjusting my string cheese from a horizontal to a vertical position in the mini fridge.

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6 years ago

When the neighborhood haunt adds a single basil leaf with a hair on it as the calamari garnish.

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6 years ago

It’s a good night to sing about huevos

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6 years ago

Sorry I’m late- I couldn’t decide which filter looked best on a picture of my dog wearing a crown.

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6 years ago

ALERT: Tony Shaloub is a Green Bay Packers fan

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6 years ago

Today I saw a lady with a hole in her Ugg boot and a naked big toe unapologetically protruding from the hole.

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6 years ago

Waiting for my boyfriend to fall asleep so I can change his Instagram name to JanineGarafaloFan83.

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6 years ago

Just laying here thinking about prawns

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6 years ago

“We moved here for you so if you die you die.” - my boyfriend after I asked if he’d feel guilty we stayed in Minnesota for another winter if my car gives out on the icy roads.