patrick @_patrickbrophy
distributed systems @chtc_uw patrickbrophy.dev United States Joined October 2017-
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by the time someone is selling you an alpha, you have already lost
bitter lesson
Quitting programming as a career right now because of LLMs would be like quitting carpentry as a career thanks to the invention of the table saw.
"Despite rapid adoption and substantial investments by both workers and firms, our key finding is that AI chatbots have had minimal impact on productivity and labor market outcomes to date." - bfi.uchicago.edu/wp-content/upl…
Remember having a stable job with consistent paychecks is basically an infinite sharpe ratio
Anthropic is elf-coded, OpenAI is orc-coded, xAI is dwarf-coded, and Google DeepMind is human-coded. This leaves an opportunity for a hobbit-coded research lab.
just contributed the most amount of code I have ever contributed
i hate when tests pass on my machine and fail in GH actions
Thanks @perplexity_ai for making search good I don’t have to scroll through ad filled bullshit to find answers to things anymore
being under the gun really does encourage productivity
tik tok is vape instagram reels is cigarettes x is
I know too many fellow new grads whose GitHub looks like this. Absolutely no drive to do any work outside of class.
I know too many fellow new grads whose GitHub looks like this. Absolutely no drive to do any work outside of class.

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