gretch's toaster @_popopop
i have a crummy life, but i like to make the toast of it. Joined January 2011-
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how long does a toaster have to be dead for before its owner will remove it from the counter? this is embarassing.
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day one of this whole /dead/ thing. i'm still sitting on the counter why? i'll probably be turned into a pet cat soon. #sigh.
i just died. /tweeting from beyond the (toast and) grave(y).
GRETCHEN'S PLUGGING ME IN AGAIN. SO HORNY FOR BREAD RIGHT NOW!
33. a bomb that spits toast everywhere when it explodes.
32. a clock that doesn't tick, or tell you the time.
31. a dust collector. #fromexperience. /glance in @Gretchen_n's direction.
i shall continue to list the uses of a toaster, to prove we are not useless!
27. a totally indie prop to use in photography assesments.
24. someone to talk to when you need reassuring that your life is not the crummiest.
23. a suitable replacement when you run out of donuts to hang from the washing line for the donut eating game.
22. little bo peep lost her sheep. cover a toaster in cotton wool balls and give it to bo peep to shut her up.
21. miss taking your dog for walks out of habit? take the toaster, i'm sure he won't mind.
20. a stylish handbag that no one else has. probably because it fits shit all in it. but still, no one else has it!
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