Prototaph @_prototaph

When you do things quietly, you do them one at a time. prototaph.bandcamp.com Missouri Joined April 2015

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Prototaph @_prototaph

6 months ago

...all I'm saying is that it's a pretty big bottleneck if I'm the only one that can prevent wildfires, and frankly I can't accept that responsibility.

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Prototaph @_prototaph

3 years ago

*guy who’s been living off the grid for the last few months*: “Hey, you know what’d be really great? A Will Smith/Chris Rock buddy cop movie! lolololol that’d be so funny 😆”

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Stacey House (guitar queen) @Stacey10713918

6 years ago

This is the (Blue Mare) "PAVE THE ROCKET" van. It was literally held together with shoestring and bubblegum!!! lol

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Prototaph @_prototaph

4 years ago

If coffee tasted better, people would drink it faster. 🤷‍♂️

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Prototaph @_prototaph

4 years ago

“Why is it so normal to bring the whole garage when all you need is a screwdriver?” — @myikaco link.medium.com/iKYTnXQhPlb #javascript

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Prototaph @_prototaph

4 years ago

In Blade Runner 2K49, is it some kind of inside joke that San Diego is just waste processing for L.A.?

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Rafael Anton Irisarri @blackknoll

4 years ago

Could we all please address the elephant in the room? Majors pressing 25k copies of crap nobody asked for, so it can be avail at the suburban mall’s Urban Outfitters or the local Walmart (& thus screwing all of us in the process) ARE the problem.

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4 years ago

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Kyle Ayers @kyleayers

4 years ago

Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it

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Prototaph @_prototaph

4 years ago

Just a leftover thought from my dream last night, but how about a barber shop quartet called “Fourheim” that only sings Viking songs? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Lars Gotrich 🍷🌊 @totalvibration

5 years ago

This maximalist piece of post-hardcore by @thearmed is like 5 songs playing on different tabs. Absolutely wild, yet alluring. Press Pause playlist @nprmusic: npr.org/2021/01/21/958… Video: youtube.com/watch?v=Fbo21a…

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Prototaph @_prototaph

5 years ago

COVID vaccine priorities: 1. First responders 2. Elderly citizens 3. Extroverts 4. Whoever’s left

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Prototaph @_prototaph

5 years ago

Remember when ol’ Citizen Kane lost the election??

Christina Bowles @christinasueann

5 years ago

Remember when ol’ Citizen Kane lost the election??

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Prototaph @_prototaph

5 years ago

Trying to log into @PayPal today, and just got my multifactor login text. "Paypal: Your security code is: 509530. It expires in 10 minutes. Don't share this code with anyone." I requested my login code 34 minutes ago. 🙄

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Prototaph @_prototaph

5 years ago

Your words, not mine...

Star Trek Minus Context @NoContextTrek

5 years ago

Your words, not mine...

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Prototaph @_prototaph

5 years ago

New business model: Cold calling companies to ask what’s wrong with their printer or copier, then proceeding to help them fix it. Billing for the call starts after the first 15 seconds. 🖨