sarcasmwalaa @_relatablegram_
sarcasmwalaaa Joined July 2020-
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Basically this is my love triangle. Khana Sona Phone chalana
Old Saying "Jab jaago, tab sawera.." New Saying "Jab Jaago tab Online.."
Friend : Bhai mujhe maths exam pass karwa dena plz Le backbenchers me :
When shopkeeper gives me 20rs instead of 10rs Me :
Subah neend aati hai , Din mai bhi aati , Raat mai bhi aati hai, har waqt aati hai Kabhi kabhi lagta hai apun hi Kumbhkaran hai
After a year of full backh*di Now my exams to me :
Other Countries: Wow nice Tattoo... India : Aab tujhe government job nahi milegi !!
Auntiya 2 ghante gate par khade reh kar baate karengi Lekin baithengi nahi kyu ke unhe der ho rahi hoti hai na
Ek lunchbox me 7-8 haath hua karte the Hum dost saare tab saath hua karte the
Once you learn how to make gol gol rotis Fir apki mummy apki shaktiyon ka galat istemaal karna lagti hai
When government decided to re-open school's Me & friends :
When government decided to re-open school. Le students :
Girls after seeing cockroach in washroom Le Girl's :
Someone : Tumhare dimag mein gobar bhara hua hai Me: Arre haan, wahi to main sochu, itni der se yeh mera dimag kyu kha rha hai
Someone : Tumhare dimag mein gobar bhara hua hai Me: Arre haan, wahi to main sochu, itni der se yeh mera dimag kyu kha rha hai
Friend : Jab bhi mai koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole Le me :
Mom : Beta kuch hiy dino mai exam's hai kab padhai shuru karega Me :
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