Rave Sashayed @_sashayed
thanks again. see you in hell Joined January 2011-
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diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly
diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly
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Rave Sashayed retweeted
i Hate this picture so much……. like oh hi i’m Hugh Dancy and i was named prettiest Boy and Girl at oxford. My hair is shoulder length and I wear overalls. i’m just sitting in the quad doing my work Barefoot with that stupid braided tote and a bottle of Wine. what the fuck ever.
Rave Sashayed retweeted
professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"
professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"
i am rooting for the leafs bc queens with obvious mental health problems have to stick together but p*ul b*ssonnette is so annoying it almost tilts the ice
Rave Sashayed retweeted
I find the Black-and-white Warbler to be the cutest warbler. These warblers act similar to Nuthatches in that they like to scoot along branches and tree trunks, looking for tasty things to eat.
ok u know what....he got me with this one
dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again
dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again
ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)
ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)
Rave Sashayed retweeted
well we still didn’t get eliminated in the first round this time. did we!!!
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