Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

Web stuff @LinkedIn — previously @PayPal — bet on yourself, or a beach guthib.com San Francisco, CA Joined February 2017

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

Breh I can’t believe Andrew Cunanan was just elected to Congress 👏🇺🇸🫡

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

Every single day is just a reminder that real estate is a rigged game and no matter how hard I work it will never be enough heyoooooo

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TIL dead/stuck pixel acceptance limit prior to RMA.... FML I have a stuck pixel literally dead center of my monitor and it's annoying AF when trying to play FPS (it's right on the crosshair!) guess it's time to practice no scopes?

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

Every since I took the advice to win more sets than my opponent, I have achieved a 100% win rate in all my matches where it happened #truestory 🎾

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

Well my millennial nightmare finally happened… went to buy a bag of Cheetos, forgot my wallet, no worries just use Apple pay… stands there awkwardly for 5 mins while the system very slowly processes my payment (cancel and retry twice!) while a line builds behind me 😱🥲

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

Finally opened TurboTax and after 1 click already owe $360… I don’t want to play this game anymore 😭 it’s harder than elden ring

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

3 years ago

TIL about small business 5 star Yelp reviews

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

4 years ago

$TWTR

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

4 years ago

#scream real commentary on Reddit radicalizing the youth

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

4 years ago

Yearly reminder to myself that I once thought the monitors at work were defective, complained out loud, filed a help ticket, complained to the tech support agent out loud, watched him plug the unplugged power cord in, promptly said “thank you sir, I appreciate you” #StayHumble

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

4 years ago

This wordle got too real

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Shermy 🧢 @_shermango

4 years ago

Prey is a great game, but now I’m scared and paranoid all the time… and I swear I haven’t seen that cup before in the house… dear god help me… so many cups