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Hi @WilliamsSonoma, I just had a painful customer service experience. Let me know if someone can help me.
Just thought I ran into a past @bumble_app date but instead I think it was @CoconutRecords. Prolly wouldn't have hidden my face if I'd known
When the gates open for a general admission @taylorswift13 show with 80k people #taylorswift #taylorswiftatF1 #F1
If #Apple ever has the #iPhone notify someone when you #screenshot their text, we're all gonna be in trouble.
Just got #iOS10 so expect every text from me to be accompanied w/lasers. Or balloons if it's an angry text bc they're the least cool.
"I've started drinking a smoothie in the morning, but I have to follow it up with a few Fritos to get the taste out of my mouth."
Just had someone in Lubbock urge me from entering this #Starbucks because apparently the CEO endorsed #HillaryClinton today. Lol.
Home is where u start a mild microwave fire tryna heat up a muffin & your uncle jumps on the opportunity to say "that's why you're single."
TFW when you go to work with leftover pho for lunch. Can't nothing bring me down today.
Today an angry man at work told me to "pound sand." Consulted #urbandictionary & have deemed it my new go to phrase if someone crosses me.
A+ #Austin vacation rentals. These are good. #ACL #TeamHomeAway #ATX #travel bit.ly/2c7eduM #TeamHomeAway
"This cider tastes like my first grade piano teacher's house."
Grandma asked what I do for work.I didn't know how to explain I work for an online vacation marketplace so I said I work for "the Internet."
Having an automated trash can lid is great until you forget what's automated & what isn't & you're staring at the fridge door expectantly.
Dreamed last night that @taylorswift13 & I were hanging out & Taylor asked if I would #facetime Tom Hiddleston with her. I was like, sure.
#onlinedating profile draft: "Just looking for someone to love and see me through the awkward stages of growing out my bangs."
Dave Schwab @dwschwab
718 Followers 620 Following Illustration + Creative + Karaoke + Comedy + Memes
Kyle Nelson @kyleontour
178 Followers 568 Following Production Mgr @MammothLive Production Mgr @HighBeamEvents Production Mgr @ParagonPresents Production Mgr @NS2
carley volk @carleygvolk
14 Followers 42 Following
Better Half Bar @BetterHalfBar
344 Followers 247 Following All-day cafe & full bar. Open: M 9a-3p / Tu-Th 9a-10p / Fri 9p-11p / Sa 8a-11p / Su 8a-8p .
Hold Out Brewing @HoldOutBrewing
728 Followers 277 Following Brewpub in Austin🍻 by Brent "Schmitty" Sapstead 🍔 & more by chef Rich Reimbolt - 1208 W 4th St / M 3-10p / Tu-F 11-11 /Sa 10-11/Su 10-10
Erin Brittney Kenyon @erinbrit65
34 Followers 286 Following
Jennifer Crosthwait @jcrosthwait15
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Colleen Clarke @cdclarke84
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Kristy Sugg @kristypsugg
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Ivory Mobley @Taeisawesome
343 Followers 183 Following
QueerWaVVes.eth @JohnHBerry3
423 Followers 1K Following NFT collector, Queer, Artist, Designer, Explorer | Caked Apes #661 #663 #6848 | Divine Anarchy | Hommies n Bunnies | Delectables by Foodmasku | & many more
Tripp Gia @TrippGia
66 Followers 204 Following
El Logan @ElLogan
671 Followers 521 Following I love board games https://t.co/u1jjX46Ph4 Un lobo solitario yo soy, por las noches de luna camino, actúo después pienso. Mi alma es igual que una Coca-Cola
A ba @abadassplatypus
10 Followers 29 Following
Carey Garcia @CareyBethGarcia
27 Followers 143 Following
Justin Rewa @justinrewaPT
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Saylor @saylorsayz
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EH @notreallyehay
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Mario Ariza @marioarizabaez
4K Followers 5K Following #Dominicano. Florida reporter for @propublica. Author of Disposable City. Order: https://t.co/jeJYnQD3vR
M @MegElyce
128 Followers 580 Following
iOS8 Predictive Text @UCompl8Me
98 Followers 2K Following
Aaron Young @aaronyoung93
25 Followers 124 Following
LazyEyeProblems @LazyEyeProblems
14 Followers 137 Following
P.T. Banks @paulTbanks
952 Followers 747 Following My band and my self are called P.T. Banks. I like tacos and love you. Tunes available here, there, and everywhere: https://t.co/AplpUhpWuU
Free follow || Bio @freefollow5life
360 Followers 1K Following follow @philippabuffyem as a thank you! If you follow back i might follow from personal
SonofaMitch @mitchbytes
3K Followers 5K Following Always pushing that Disney, Hendrix, Andy Kaufman kind of creative envelope... Hashtag Hold That Thought
JP and Jill Robinson @UgandaRobinsons
51 Followers 77 Following Serving God as a family in Mbale, Uganda
Emily Van Voorhis @evanvoorhis
218 Followers 513 Following Wife, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Peds oncology nurse, Animal-lover. Likes: animal rescue, reading, gardening, knitting (old lady at heart), hiking, scuba diving.
Liza Kemp Martin @LizaKempMartin
25 Followers 69 Following
Ginny Stevens @GinnyStevens
188 Followers 190 Following Georgia transplant - Dog owner - Life liver - Music lover - Loud laugher -Waffle eater - John Candy fan. That about sums it up.
Jennifer Carthel Iris... @jenjanirish
76 Followers 116 Following Proud mom of a Baylor Bear and Texas Tech Red Raider
julie @JulieSpen
405 Followers 280 Following mother, gardener, christian, freelance marketer, reader, and introvert. You can call me Spen if you like.
Leigh Congdon @LeighWCongdon
154 Followers 221 Following I'm a writer. But don't hold me to that based on my tweets. I'm not a tweeter. I just love Jesus.
Cheryl Barnes @Cherylinthe512
31 Followers 88 Following
meredith hubley @meredithahubley
98 Followers 67 Following
Holly Beth Harris @HollyBethHarris
19 Followers 55 Following
Anna Marr @annacmarr
59 Followers 75 Following
Jennifer Felli @JenniferFelli
31 Followers 53 Following
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.4M Followers 850 Following And now you know The Life of a Showgirl, babe. Album out now. ❤️🔥 Official TS Social Team
MORTIFIED @Mortified
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Jukely @jukely
18K Followers 535 Following Concert membership for people who breathe music. Fall in love with a new band every week for $25/mo. Need help? [email protected]
Matt Stuart @MattStuart
813 Followers 590 Following Founder: OPSIQ, Tapestry Equity, and @mainstreethub
Brad Simmons @bradsimmons09
245 Followers 2K Following Estadounidense viviendo en México. Creando software para las PyMEs en América Latina. Latitud LF9. Experiencia previa: ClearMechanic, HBS, Goldman Sachs.
Girls Bathroom Walls @bathroomwisdom1
6 Followers 0 Following Recording the wisdom, advice and crazy shit written on girls bathroom walls.
Emma Watson @EmmaWatson
26.1M Followers 357 Following
History Photographed @HistoryInPics
3.8M Followers 56 Following Sharing the most interesting moments in history. History should not be censored
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.3M Followers 19K Following The official home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon! Weeknights at 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock. #FallonTonight
XION @sixonxonqa
31K Followers 1K Following Waterloo is an independent record store located in the heart of Austin, Texas opened in 1982. We host regular in-store performances and artist signings.
Rene Ortiz @chezreneortiz
1K Followers 877 Following La Esquina/La Condesa/Cafe Habana/Sway Thai/ Fresa's Chicken/ Launderette / AngryBear/ Food Consultant
gorilla vs. bear 🏀 @gorillavsbear
61K Followers 15K Following music blog est. '05 + founder @luminellerecs
Kid President @iamkidpresident
288K Followers 321 Following A family project on a mission to help kids and grownups create a better world together. Tweets by Brad (@thebradmontague)
The Wild Honey Pie @thewildhoneypie
8K Followers 1K Following We’re a creative agency with music blog roots: connecting musicians with fans, animators, directors and brands. Events and videos.
i am toward you @HowToDressWell
34K Followers 758 Following I Am Toward You | How To Dress Well | PhD (the problem of nihilism and the prospect of non-nihilistic metaphysics in jacobi and hegel) | friend to the undertow
Small Black @SmallBlk
8K Followers 573 Following Limits of Desire 10th Anniversary - 2xLP Deluxe Reissue & US Tour https://t.co/jp7pANyfPF
Ben Culpin @benculpin
1K Followers 504 Following Ethnographic Researcher, Strategist, and Documentarian. I seek the heart-felt perspective. Contributor @Protein
Liza Kemp Martin @LizaKempMartin
25 Followers 69 Following
Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex
18.8M Followers 46 Following Welcome to the official account of His Holiness, Pope Leo XIV.
Pope Francis – ARCH... @Pontifex266Arch
18.2M Followers 71 Following
Transmission Events @TransmitAustin
10K Followers 2K Following Full service events agency. Proudly serving as defenders of good times since 2006.
Austin Chronicle Even... @ChronEvents
34K Followers 4K Following We've moved this account's content to @AustinChronicle. Follow us there for contests, promotions, and the stories that keep you in touch with your city.
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
613K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
71.7M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
The Onion @TheOnion
11.1M Followers 7 Following America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
4.8M Followers 644 Following Good Thing Going | Stream #CatherineCalledBirdy on Amazon Prime 🕊️
JP and Jill Robinson @UgandaRobinsons
51 Followers 77 Following Serving God as a family in Mbale, Uganda
Holly Beth Harris @HollyBethHarris
19 Followers 55 Following
Dave Schwab @dwschwab
718 Followers 620 Following Illustration + Creative + Karaoke + Comedy + Memes
Ginny Stevens @GinnyStevens
188 Followers 190 Following Georgia transplant - Dog owner - Life liver - Music lover - Loud laugher -Waffle eater - John Candy fan. That about sums it up.
meredith hubley @meredithahubley
98 Followers 67 Following
julie @JulieSpen
405 Followers 280 Following mother, gardener, christian, freelance marketer, reader, and introvert. You can call me Spen if you like.
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