larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

hot dog joint instagram.com/skye.amber stephenville, tx Joined March 2009

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dishes r. doneman @MaskTheMovie

8 months ago

of mice and men is crazy because it’s a book about a friend blowing a friend’s head clean off and you read it with all your friends in 7th grade

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J E N 🍒 @liljuicyjenn

9 months ago

don’t care didn’t ask + my ass jiggles

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☆ @Iamrajke

8 months ago

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big content guy @bigcontentguy

11 months ago

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“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

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kelbin @pissboymcgee

2 years ago

supreme court proves completely useless once again. shocking

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Christin @hexprax

2 years ago

no reason to open with d4 if you’re over the age of 12

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

i’m always baffled at the people who deliberately go to fuzzys for the food and not the alcohol

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

pls remember when you post your crappy easter casseroles on snapchat to remove your crusty toes from the photo!!

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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

3 years ago

Having a kid seems so hard bc u have to kinda just let them be a freak……. Like so many of my very interesting & intelligent friends were obsessed with Doctor Who fan fiction as teens & if my child does that I have to simply … trust the process

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

olivia, olaughia, olovia

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

i think i’m getting tired of social media because not everyone deserves a microphone, including myself

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

this is very lame & problematic of me to think but i truly think that going to the nail salon is one of the most exhausting activities. i absolutely dread it every time

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

adulting is getting rid of the couch that you got for free from a frat house and finally purchasing one so your adult friends can sleep or do whatever they feel like on it also

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

i friggen hateeee eating in restaurants. like don’t ever ask me to join bc i will make up an excuse as to why i can’t attend

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kla is a showgirl❤️‍🔥 @blessedswift

3 years ago

I decided in 2023 I just wanna live in total delusion. I don’t wanna know anything about anyone or know what’s going on ever

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larry the cable skye @_skyeamber

3 years ago

at this point i don’t know who bad bunny is and i’m too afraid to ask

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lilsamsquanch @lilsamsquanch66

3 years ago

When I was in second grade I played soccer and in one game I scored a goal in my own net, on the drive home my dad told me that in some countries if did that they would have me executed , that's what I think about now every time I watch soccer