saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

Por acá acelerando corazones y despertándo envidias como siempre, querida 🥀 Mars Joined February 2011

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BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking

11 months ago

Former One Direction star Liam Payne has died aged 31 in Argentina, police say bbc.in/4eOdF7y

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₊˚⊹ K A T E ⊹˚₊ @HIRAESCUE

11 months ago

Randomly received this text at TEN AM on a Monday from my ex boyfriend from over 5 years ago like wtf... OK?!?

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saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

12 months ago

dreaming in slow motion - made with NightCafe creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/tnCLw… #aiart #nightcafe #digitalart via @NightcafeStudio

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I responded to 86 emails from a client over a 9 month period during her divorce. She won custody, assets, alimony, the works. Then she left a review that said, “She was good in court but communication with her is nearly impossible.” I don’t know what you people want from me.

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saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

a year ago

What’s your favourite colour? Red 🍓🍒💄

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saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

a year ago

I am now using this account to answer one first date question each day. If I have to go through another talking stage I’ll scream.

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

a year ago

This is the first time i’ve seen a Simpsons prediction fail😭

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saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

2 years ago

Yeah a mother losing her child is hilarious. Who raised some of you?

Leo Landry @HabsFins

2 years ago

Yeah a mother losing her child is hilarious. Who raised some of you?

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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre

2 years ago

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Here is disturbing footage of the Haitian cannibal gang eating body parts of one of their victims as he cooks in the fire. The Haiti Cannibal Gang leader is named ‘Barbeque’ and is now the most powerful man in Haiti after their Prime Minster Ariel Henry fled.

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Keep me out ya bio fag @weknowyoustalk

2 years ago

FedEx just fired me.. I asked what I do, why they send this to my phone😒🤦‍♂️ like bra I tried to slow down.

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CP24 @CP24

2 years ago

BREAKING: A man who allegedly went door-to-door as a fake SickKids Foundation canvasser in November has been arrested. cp24.com/news/suspect-w…

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👤 @kammokes

2 years ago

now drake .. cmon

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saraaa 🇦🇱 @_slchldd

2 years ago

That phase of a tattoo where you want to scratch your flesh off is wild.

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CTV News @CTVNews

2 years ago

Federal government extends foreign buyer ban on Canadian homes to 2027 ctvnews.ca/politics/feder…

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

Married couple separated for 54 years during World War II. The woman never remarried, but the man did and had children and grandchildren

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

2 years ago

a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best

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Beverley Smith @BevSmithWrites

2 years ago

My biggest disappointment of the Grammys was Taylor Swift winning Album of the year and hugging all of her people but taking the trophy from Celine Dion as if she was the hat-check girl, and not seeming to realize how very amazing it was that Celine was standing there at all.