Moosh @_smooosh

Joined April 2010

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Moosh @_smooosh

2 months ago

I'm doing a strength build on life and constantly running into problems like, "you don't have enough dexterity to use this toilet"

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JREG @mc_swm

a year ago

You walk tuah israel? Iran

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Moosh @_smooosh

4 months ago

I yelled at the sun "turn that off!" to no avail

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Moosh @_smooosh

5 months ago

Can we agree that the owner of this platform has the name of kekius Maximus is a sign of really bad times?

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Moosh @_smooosh

6 months ago

Me adding chili flakes and garlic powder to my Mac and Cheese: God I'm such a good cook

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Moosh @_smooosh

7 months ago

Damn hard day on the middle screen. Maybe I'll look at the big screen. Might fuck around on the small screen

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Moosh @_smooosh

7 months ago

Wtf are we even doing on this app.

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

8 months ago

real

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U don’t need a tiktok replacement when we got the Subway™️ app. I be on there goin crazy. Sandwiches straight off the top of the dome. Chipotle pepperoni tuna melt. Sweet onion BLT. Toasted. U don’t even gotta order the shit.

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Moosh @_smooosh

9 months ago

I have a normal day only slightly sick. Go to bed and lay down. Start coughing at a rate that I can't actually breathe. Wake up not understanding how I fell asleep. Oh I'm good now. Next day: repeat

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lucas @scorpiuncle

10 months ago

I’MMFUFUCFJFKK

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Spatziline @spatziline

10 months ago

Sweet words from Momo to Okarun #Dandadan #momokarun

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Moosh @_smooosh

11 months ago

What a night. Completely accurate thumbnail #fishtanklive

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Daily Manul @DailyManul

11 months ago

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garfieldbot @robertlasagna1

11 months ago

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end