Procrastinator @_smrutii_

So you want to hear a couple of general and useless tweets? Bengaluru Joined July 2017

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

3 months ago

We got Raj Shamani and Vijay Mallaya podcast before gta6

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

7 months ago

Babe, wake up. Bangalore’s electric shock season is back. Time to get electrocuted by door handles again.

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7 months ago

Zepto really thinks time was the problem for us before buying a car

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8 months ago

I think you'll find that if you can understand how marketing fits into the business and learn to explain marketing in the language of business you'll have an advantage over those who can't.

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

9 months ago

Koi to maksad hoga mere aane ka… Sirf ‘Just checking in,’ ‘Hope this email finds you well,’ ya ‘As discussed in the meeting’ likhne ke liye toh paida nahi hui houngi.

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

9 months ago

Work-life balance is a joke. One moment, you’re planning a thoughtful Christmas gift for a friend; the next, you’re writing prompts for an AI calling solution at midnight. What even is life?

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

9 months ago

Stop making fun of women who can’t decide on a restaurant. The first woman who knew what she wanted for dinner was Eve and she paid dearly.

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Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield

a year ago

My first day working as a consultant at Microsoft! All going extremely well apart from tripping over a cable. 99% sure I plugged it back in the right socket.

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

2 years ago

Boss- Got it? Me- got it. Brain- got what?

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2 years ago

Me- I will not be awkward today Someone - hey Me- Good, thanks!

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RAM @VodkaTweetz

2 years ago

Me apologising to my wifi after finding out Twitter is down #TwitterDown

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

2 years ago

We wanted to be adults so bad.🤡 Now look at us. Just fucking look.

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Procrastinator @_smrutii_

3 years ago

Grocery store guy- Did you find everything ok today? Me, who couldn't find milk after searching for 30mins- Yes, of course!

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What is this new trend of creating mini vlogs in every situation ! Abhi mera padosh wala ladka kirane ki dukan jane ki mini vlog bana raha tha Udhar se aunty chila rahi "ଯୋଗଣି ଖିଆ, ଫୋନ ଟା କୁ ଭଙ୍ଗିଦେବୀ ଯଦି ମୋ ଡାଲି ଆଣିକୀ ନ ଦେଲୁ!!😤"

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Ajey Nagar @CarryMinati

3 years ago

The more insecure you are the more you want to make people laugh. - han mein bsdk

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Samar Pratap Nayak @samar_of_69

3 years ago

Ratha Jatra 2022. You catch a glimpse of him smiling with those big adorable eyes and you finally understand why the famous poet Sālabega said “Kalia dhana… toh lagi jau ai jibana.” (Beloved black one, I’m willing to die for you.)