Specific Ocean @_specificocean

Joined November 2024

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

20 hours ago

THEE Twitter stock portfolio: $PLTR $TSLA $HIMS $OSCR $SOFI $HOOD $LMND $EOSE $ABCL $ASTS $RKLB $MSTR What am I forgetting?

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

2 days ago

Real men fry their bacon shirtless

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

3 days ago

$WPAY has 15 underlying ETFs of roughly equal weights. 5 of them launched in February, the majority in June/July. Only THREE of the 15 are up over that short time. The other 12 are all down, some over 30%. But go ahead and tell us how you're heaping in! What a joke.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

3 days ago

Every single person is going to have to reprogram their household humanoid robot to load the dishwasher the "right way".

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

3 days ago

This is the way

Darth Powell @VladTheInflator

4 days ago

This is the way

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

4 days ago

I love dogs. Please leave your dogs at home.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

6 days ago

Every place that only accepts cash, but has one of those janky ATMs in the corner is a tax evasion scam (or worse), right?

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

7 days ago

"All great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice...The first time as tragedy, the second time as farce" -Karl Marx on the American Nazi regime.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

7 days ago

A drag queen with a bullhorn announcing "we have air conditioning and snacks" was nearly enough to get this straight man into the bar in WeHo on a 91 degree day in Los Angeles.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

a week ago

The people at the Costco gas station that fill from the opposite side are 200 IQ. Fk yo line.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

a week ago

$SCHD is absolute garbage and anyone posting otherwise should be blocked immediately.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

a week ago

If you're flipping through the carousel on the streaming service looking for a movie to watch you are playing right into their hand. It's a trap.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

a week ago

Arugula is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

2 weeks ago

Then vote for Democrats who continue to preside over strong markets and debt reduction. Holy fk, people are dim.

QE Infinity @StealthQE4

2 weeks ago

Then vote for Democrats who continue to preside over strong markets and debt reduction. Holy fk, people are dim.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

2 weeks ago

BBQing steaks over an American flag like a real patriot.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

2 weeks ago

Tip your barber, bartender, and barista like your life depends on it.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

2 weeks ago

Just learned this cute little firecracker I'm dating is an antivaxxer. Fk me.

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Specific Ocean @_specificocean

3 weeks ago

I just discovered that when my 15-year-old ask me for money he takes a small portion of it and invest it in his portfolio. I don't know if I'm more angry or proud.