NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

Hoe turned Housewife: an autobiography 💁 Joined April 2018

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Should I write a book or attempt to start my own freelance business?? Hm.....need guidance on the next step in my life..I honestly don't want to work again. Love being home and doing what I want

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

We could coulda stayed friends.....I miss it sometimes

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Oops...I slipped into the abyss. Dammit.

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Sometimes I just daydream wondering if I'd still have the juice if I went out. Or if the mom bod and time off the field changed the game for me. I was basically queen.

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

I really love being a mom and wouldn't trade it for anything but in a purge like situation I would revert back to my hoe life and go out dancing and see how many I can snag in a night. I miss those games lmao

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

P.s. I love my baby. I want 100 babies. She's my favorite. She makes me unbelievably happy 😍😍

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Sometimes my husband makes me SO mad sometimes I want to kill him. He had surgery today and he STILL managed to put me in a shit ass mood. I'm leaving him. Fuck this bitch ✌ #marriage

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Fun fact about hoe Priscilla: when I moved to NY I bought A TON of matching bra and panty sets to wear to my anticipated dick appts. Needless to say I met my husband and only one dick ever saw them. I'm always a little hurt when I open my underwear drawer. All that lost potential

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Jan 3rd. Flight booked. I'm coming back home KC 🌻God, I've missed you!

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Sunflowers are becoming so popular. #Kansasthings

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

I am 4 months away from moving back home and I'm TOO excited!!!!!!

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

I want another baby already.....but my husband says I have to wait till next year 😒 *pouts*

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

What was supposed to be a relaxing family fun day turned into a traumatic event that had us all in bed by 8p....why is my life like this??

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

My child will only sleep in my bed 🤦🏽‍♀️ dammit

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

In case yall didn't know.....my daughter is perfect!

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

All my fall shows bout to start soon. Yaaaaaaass!!

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

It's amazing to me how lit I am off this one glass (granted it was to the rim) *holds phone one inch from face and is relying on autocorrect to hide actual level of drunkenness*

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

My kid is laying in the bed staring at me with her big ass eyes. A judgemental bitch already. Just like momma.

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

What a shit ass week man. I want to be unbothered for the rest of 2018.

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NOT Priscilla Presley @_spicyP

7 years ago

Ok let's just do a glass..not the whole bottle. My post pregnancy self will be dead on 11% alcohol cuz I'm already buzzed on half the glass and I got mom shit to do 🙄