Swu @_swu
I live a subpar life. Unamused and probably slouching. NYC Joined April 2012-
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Me shopping for Ariana tickets in New York after finally getting passed the queue #estour #arianagrande
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actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do
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Your unemployed friend on a Thursday
Not much just parallel brushing my corgis on the UWS
This is so Somerville, MA coded it’s unreal
This is so Somerville, MA coded it’s unreal
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the time for ZITI is over the time for TIKKA MASALA is now
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I see no difference
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that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me
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me when i go on vacation and suddenly remember that life is beautiful and there is a purpose
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oh look another Monday
Has anyone quantified the financial and efficiency cost of the policy whiplash from the trump administration lol
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some 27 years olds are millennials and some are gen z
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January 1st January 31st
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A whole new meaning to “made with love”
Nevertheless she persisted
Nevertheless she persisted https://t.co/0acf1lf7sR
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“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then
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dating her means becoming a father to all her plushies
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