My Halloween costume again for the 3rd year in a row

@_sysengineer @WoW_UDM the scariest costume to ever exist

@_sysengineer Far too scary…. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

@_sysengineer Calls for help. Doesn't agree with your solutions

@_sysengineer The last one hit home 💀💀 “have you rebooted the router?” “Yes” “it says the device has been online for 37 days” “yeah, I rebooted it 37 days ago.”

@_sysengineer I got the premium costume and it comes with an unplugged personal printer, and a desk photo frame that says "At my last company we could install _____".

@_sysengineer And saved her file in “MS Word”, but still can’t find it

@_sysengineer What do you mean the Browser is t the internet?!

@_sysengineer You have to supplement with the dangly earrings that scrape and rattle against the handset while talking to the Help Desk.

@_sysengineer I work in a large healthcare org and every once in awhile an end user will send a teams message to the entire IT dept 🤦🏽

@_sysengineer Blatantly lies: "Of course I tried rebooting, now fix it!"

@_sysengineer Keeps forgetting their password

@_sysengineer End User will conveniently always know the solution, yet they decided to call you instead of just doing it themselves

@_sysengineer And every single time you see these crazy uptimes, rebooting the PC solves every issue they had

@_sysengineer does redbull come separate?

@_sysengineer This wins the internet for today!

@_sysengineer The 'Local_User', abbreviated 'L_User', for short. Ah, yes, that all important clicker of mouses and typist from hell. Random input generator, too. Completely encrypted brain unit, often spewing straight gobbledy-gook. Classic outfit! Thanks for sharing...

@_sysengineer Everything except #2 is me. As an "expert" I can't tell you how many times I forget #1 then have to do the walk of shame.

@_sysengineer @nu_entrulion

@_sysengineer Argh.

@_sysengineer That’s not grease.

@_sysengineer @nhuntwalker

@_sysengineer This might be the most accurate costume in the history of all humanity.

@_sysengineer “Jen this computer is infected. If it were a person I’d shoot it in the face!” -Roy (IT Crowd)

@_sysengineer Make sure to dump cracker crumbs and salt in your keyboard. Then make a complaint that your spacebar is crunchy. 😂

@_sysengineer Ma'am. They call it Internet Explorer. What else would I be exploring?

@_sysengineer Missing "calls the internet, the wifi"

@_sysengineer So many people I work with

@_sysengineer @adamseelye

@_sysengineer She calls for help shouting over the phone. She lies and accuses the technician. Uncooperative. Takes 45 minutes to change windows password.👻☠️🤦‍♂️

@_sysengineer Our hiring is now targeting people without IT experience in IT support roles. I'm now getting this from L3 as infrastructure. What are logs? I've only restarted it.

@_sysengineer If I had a nickel for every time they said I rebooted to see that 30+ day uptime I’d be a millionaire. I wonder what they think rebooting even is—closing and opening Outlook and/or Chrome?

@_sysengineer comes with a free* mouse pad upgrade kit

@_sysengineer Those are rookie uptime numbers outside of the windows world :)