baby tabs @_tabish_

side effects may include laughter or mild concern Texas, USA Joined August 2009

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baby tabs @_tabish_

a week ago

If I die, don’t do a balloon release for me. That shit tacky. Just lie and say I was the real slim shady

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One of the hardest truths in life is that many will say they love you, but few have the maturity or softness to love you in the language your soul understands. Love alone isn’t enough. It has to arrive in the right form, with the right maturity, to truly feel like love to me.

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4 weeks ago

I’m in my soft girl era but I still say ‘suck my d*ck’ at least twice a day, what’s up

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a month ago

me: 3 days until preseason also me: drafting my fantasy defense based on who has the most offseason arrests and reinstatements. i want violence.

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a month ago

I’m PISSIN myself lmaoooo

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7 months ago

I’m PISSIN myself lmaoooo

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a month ago

hi yes, i’d like to report a medical emergency. i said “you too” when the waiter said enjoy your meal and now i would like to be sedated like a zoo animal

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a month ago

opened my fridge to feel something. didn’t work. now what.

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2 months ago

Nothing’s real except vibes anymore

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2 months ago

If you want a relationship to work then you have to date by this simple rule. people who want to leave the party early should not date people who start thriving at midnight. This is the key to success and harmony.

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2 months ago

If something unhinged is happening within a 5 mile radius, it will find me. I don’t even try anymore.

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2 months ago

The Cubs offense last night? Pure filth. They didn’t just win. They bent the Cardinals over the bullpen and whispered Shhhh in their ears. 11–0? That’s not baseball baby, thats a hate crime. #FlyTheW

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

Found a fry in my bra. Today’s looking up.

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2 months ago

I can feel it in my loins. the Cubs are about to raw dog the Guardians without a courtesy spit

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4 months ago

Pacers committed a crime tonight. Walked into the last 47 seconds, raw dogged the Cavs without eye contact, and dipped. no dinner, no foreplay, just straight up basketball assault.

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4 months ago

The past months, if I feel a way about your actions, I’m going bye bye. I can’t change anyone and I don’t want to. I’m tired of loving unconditionally and not getting it back because people don’t try to do the inner work.

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5 months ago

Keep your energy focused on what serves you, and don’t look back.

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6 months ago

On 3/15 at precisely 11:09 PM, I had a revelation so powerful it shook me to my core…I will never be having children. Effective immediately. The decision is final. No appeals. No reconsideration. What I experienced was birth control in its purest form.