tatum @_tatum__

guacamole enthusiast vsco.co/tatumdougherty Joined June 2011

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alexa @alexadoingstuff

4 years ago

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

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Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_

5 years ago

the greatest rap song of this generation

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Meredith Modzelewski @meredithmo

5 years ago

Why is it that when other women wear a chain over a turtleneck it looks impossibly chic but when I do it I look like that 1994 photo of The Rock

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Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman

5 years ago

god inventing coffee

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jan itter @peterjmarshall

5 years ago

Pete @panderson2

5 years ago

https://t.co/7WNmKWX8CW

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Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_

5 years ago

“Masks required for entry” *me all October*

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🧢 @westendtone

5 years ago

“You want coffee?” Is a love language

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tatum @_tatum__

5 years ago

Why does the musical episode in greys even exist

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pey @peydayreed

5 years ago

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

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mac @MacDoesIt

5 years ago

Miley Cyrus really put on a wig and said “ooo wha ooo woah woah ooo whoa whoawhoa yea” and defined a generation

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julianne @JulianneRoller

5 years ago

What’s your technique for crying without ruining your makeup? Mine is cry bent over at a 90 degree angle so the the tears go directly to the floor instead of down my face

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Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__

5 years ago

Michael coming to Pam’s art show gets me every time 😢

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ً @htthurt

5 years ago

heavy on the “it is what it is”

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natasha lyonne @nlyonne

5 years ago

I am not Pringles. This is a scam thread.

flɑvix @iloveulyonne

6 years ago

I am not Pringles. This is a scam thread.

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tatum @_tatum__

5 years ago

Ok I know I’m one of very few women who HATE the bachelor/bachelorette.. I just came downstairs to my mom watching listen to your heart... I didn’t know it could get worse

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tatum @_tatum__

5 years ago

My dad has replaced the words to Santa’s coming tonight tonight (from spongebob) and replaced it to fit the Easter bunny and now keeps coming into my room singing to me 😂😭

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Hank Showers @schauer_me

5 years ago

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure