osip. @_theOcelot

all views are my own etc. write about football sometimes. sometimes other stuff. 🍉 #saintsfc hampshire Joined June 2010

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Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE

17 hours ago

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

FearBuck @FearedBuck

2 days ago

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

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Changing your profile info and then posting fake transfer announcements for engagement farming is loser behaviour BTW Proper touch grass energy. And this is coming from the boring fucker who edits Wikipedia and tracks flights for fun 😂

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shea guevara 🇵🇸 @_scsc_

5 days ago

Gabbiadini was never offside #SaintsFC

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osip. @_theOcelot

4 days ago

Hope this works out for him, not really done anything since he left us.

VfL Bochum 1848 @VfLBochum1848EN

5 days ago

Hope this works out for him, not really done anything since he left us.

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osip. @_theOcelot

4 days ago

I guarantee I'm gonna see about 9 tweets in the next hour saying he could do a job for #saintsfc 🙄

TheScreenshotLad @thescreenlad

4 days ago

I guarantee I'm gonna see about 9 tweets in the next hour saying he could do a job for #saintsfc 🙄

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osip. @_theOcelot

5 days ago

I wonder... 🤔

Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod

5 days ago

I wonder... 🤔 https://t.co/0HuWxDplEL

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osip. @_theOcelot

5 days ago

Huge Scooter rally happened here over bank holiday weekend, as usual. The sheer amount of racist, fascist and xenophobic stickers and graffiti left behind is wild. People aren't even being subtle anymore. It's gross.

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osip. @_theOcelot

5 days ago

Standard grim Portsmouth behaviour.

Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88

5 days ago

Standard grim Portsmouth behaviour.

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osip. @_theOcelot

5 days ago

I see Bree is probably off to Charlton. Bloke was written off massively almost immediately, but he's knuckled down, worked hard, and got on with it. Solid player and seems a sound lad. Can't argue with his drive and commitment. #saintsfc

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osip. @_theOcelot

5 days ago

Private flights from Munich, Paris and Corfu all arriving in Southampton today 👀

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Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal

a week ago

🚨🏁 All done and signed, medical completed — Caspar #Jander is the new midfielder for Southampton! #SaintsFC Official announcement about the exclusive news, coming soon. 🇩🇪

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osip. @_theOcelot

2 weeks ago

Gakpo all over again.

Just Saints @JustSaints_

3 weeks ago

Gakpo all over again.

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Howard Bowden @howardbowden

a month ago

You'll never sing that. #SaintsFC

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Sam @SamSBGBWFC

a month ago

By no means a fan of Morecambe, but just look at this. It would take approximately two and a half weeks of Haaland’s wages to save them. All whilst we deny clubs FA Cup replay money so Bournemouth and West Ham can play each other in Atlanta. English football is done. 🪦

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Villarreal Report @Villarreal_Rep

a month ago

CALL TO ACTION I encourage all Villarreal supporters who are outraged and disgusted by the potential signing of Thomas Partey to directly contact the club through the official fans' mailbox. We must do everything we can to let the club know of our disapproval. Links below 👇

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osip. @_theOcelot

a month ago

Nothing says innocent like fleeing to the Canary Islands in the early hours, and then trying to sneak back here from the Algarve. Glad they arrested him. Not that they'll fucking do anything 🤷‍♂️

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osip. @_theOcelot

2 months ago

Reminder that this bloke ran a football team into the ground through his own arrogance. And still takes credit for other people's hard work.

Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10

2 months ago

Reminder that this bloke ran a football team into the ground through his own arrogance. And still takes credit for other people's hard work.

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osip. @_theOcelot

2 months ago

Can someone please post a photo of wherever MF is that isn't Girona so the media team stop panicking and release the squad list!? 😂 #SaintsFC

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osip. @_theOcelot

2 months ago

Nick Frost is a pussy.

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Tom Canton @TomCantonMedia

2 months ago

What I need explaining to me is why Red Bull Salzburg and RB Leipzig can play in the same competition. Manchester City and Girona can play in the same competition. But Crystal Palace and Lyon cannot.